A girl of aroung 27 years entered into a house with full force and anger on her face and her nose was red..
Nikhil : Bhabhi nak me kisi ne jor ka mukka mara hai kya..
Purvi ( angrily ) : han tumhare bhai ne...
Just then Dushyant entered from the other side
Dushyant : Bhabhi jaan aj kahin ka fancy dress competition hai kya .. ap joker ka nak lagake ai ho..
Purvi ( angrily ) : han hamare ghar ka...
Divya : di define saccha aashiq
Purvi : pados wali aunty ki atma
Ishita : dushyantttt
Dushyant : ji hujur..
Ishita threw her sandle at him..
Dushyant catched it..
Dushyant : aj ye inam kyu..
Ishita : ye tumhe inam lagta hai.. kaha than a billi ko dekhna aur ai to pitna.. lekin nhai billli aake sara doodh pike chali gai aur tum yahan kisko tank rahe the.
Nikhil : pados wali aunty ko ghur rahe the Bhabhi..
Dushyant glared at him..
Dushyant : abbey oy pados me kon si wali aunty reheti hai jise mai tanku...
Nikhil ( chewing the apple ) : mujhe kya pata..
Ishita : baat ghumana band karo aur point pe ao..
Dushyant : baby hum point pe kaise ai.. you know a point is dimentionless and hum point me jake kaise khade ho jai..
Nikhil : exactly tab to him apne pair ki sabse choti ungli pe balancing karke khade ho jai tab bhi nhai hoga..
Divya threw an egg on him from the kitchen.. he bent down and it hit purvi..
All were like 😱
Dushyant : ho
Nikhil : gaya
Divya : kalyaan...
Nikhil : ake to nak ko lal tamatar banai ghar me ai thi aur dusra ande marke aur lal kar dia ab to gaye..
Kavin : kahan gaye..
Purvi : jail..
Kavin : kyu..
Purvi : khud se pucho...
Kavin : maine kya kia..
Purvi : maine aj tumhe grocery aur sabji lane ko kaha tha leke ai ho.. nhai.. kyu laoge.. ghar me to ake hi noukrani baithi hai jo sab kam karti rahegi.. aur babu sahib sab yahan sirf order marte rahenge... huh!!!
Ishita : sahi kaha di !!!
Both went into the kitchen and the boys gave each other a ho gaya kalyaan wala look...
In the kitchen purvi and Ishita were hell angry..
Divya : delhi me cyclone kaise aa gaya as pas to koi samandar nhai hai
Ishita threw a potato and purvi threw a karela at her...
Divya : ouch!!! Maine to bas samasya pucha...
Ishita : jake apne dono jijuoon se pucho...
Divya : matlab kalyan ho gaya hai..
Purvi / Ishita : shut up!!!!
Divya : han di bolo na saccha aashiq kon hai..
Purvi : saccha aashiq kon hai ye to meri juti bhi na pata kare per ake ladka kon hai mai batata hoon.. ladka kon hai pata hai .. ladka vo hai jo shaadi se pehele bada romantic hota hai.. bahar date pe le jata hai.. roz din se leke raat tak I love you ko mala ki tarah japte reheta hai.. subhe uthke good morning baby aur raat ko ok janu bolta hai.. aur most important point roz bolta hai shadi ke baad tumhe chande pe leke jaung aur hamesha khush rakhunga... aur shaadi ke baad wahi ladka bolta hai meri tie kahan hai meri belt kahan jai mere joote kahan hain ... aur wahi ladka jo bolta tha hamesha khush rakhunga wahi din se raat tak khan eke order deta hai jaise hum uske ghar ke hier cook hon.. jo shaadi se pehele good morning good night bolta thaw ahi aj bolta hai churail kitna der soti hai uth ja... huh!!!
Kavin was listening to all this..
Kavin : maine sun lia..
Purvi : hawww !!! mai to dar gai ki kavin Khanna ne meri baat sun ia... arrey ja mujhe koi farak nhai padta.. huh!!!
Dushyant : Bhabhi apne ake point galat kaha...
Purvi : tujhe do chappal khilau phir line pe aiga... ab grocery to hai nhai apke bhaiya lai nhai jo doodh bacha tha vo to apne billi mausi ko pila dia ab raat ko bhookha hi sona sab.. huh!!! Mai ja rahi hoon...
She went into the room and locked the door..
Kavin : biwiyan bhi mahan hoti hain.. na pati ka dil ka hal samajhti hai na kam ka pressure.. unhe sirf unka possession dikhta hai.. unka kam nhai kia to hame saza.. aur jab vo hamara baat nhai manti tab kya..
Nikhil : dekh kon baat kar raha hai..
Dushyant : jiska apna pyjama ka nada dheela hai..
Nikhil : aur jiski wasihat hili hui hai..
Ishita : jao jake di ko manao warna raat ko macharon ke saath aj suhagraat manana padega...
Kavin : ye ladki ko manana abhi matlab Everest ki choti pe mandir banana ke barabar hai.. mai macharon ke sat haj suhagraat mana lunga I have no problem..
Dushyant : bhabhiiiii
He shouted so loudly that purvi came out..
Purvi : kya hua gala kyu fad raha hai..
Dushyant : Bhabhi bhai ne naya biwi dhund lia..
Kavin : hein!!!
Nikhil : han Bhabhi abhi abhi bola.. uska nam machar hai aur aj raat sofe pe uske sath suhagraat manane wala hai..
Kavin : tum dono ki to...
The threw one of his boot at each..
Purvi : ridiculous..
She was about to go inside.
Kavin : ba.. ba.. ba.. babyyyy listen na.. aj ke baad aisi galati nhai hogi lease man jao na
Nikhil : kya garrenty hai..
Kavin : abbey chup..
Dushyant : Bhabhi apko meri kasam maf mat karna.. ye 45401 time ye baat bol raha hai..
Kavin : babyyy please man jao na..
Dushyant : no baby!!
All looked at him..
Dushyant : I mean Bhabhi..
Kavin : ae aag me ghee dalne wala muh band rakh
Ishita : warna andey thus dungi...
Nikhil : no bhabhiii..
Divya was at the kitchen.. she threw eggs at both of them..
All laughed..
Kavin : ja jake saf hoke ao !!!
Nikhil : per.
Divya : jate ho ya nhai.
Nikhil : hei baby abhi gaya..
He ran into the washroom...
Ishita : tumhe invitation dun..
Dushyant without saying anything ran into the kitchen...
And all were laughing...
bas khatam
i tried to make it funny per pata nhai kaisa hai
birthday mera hai but mai apke lia likha hai... kaisa hai batao
and yeah!!! it's my birthday!!! i am finally born!!!
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