I'm gay

Fock nuggets

So like idk yea anyways yea so Uhhhhh uhh it all started when I was a baby little baby yuh and I came out of the poos and I came right fast out and I sucked my mom ta tas and I got her milkies uhm so yea then uhm I got rudely interrupted hol on... as I was saying before some biach ruined my story I was tellin ok yea anyways uhm I don't really remember much actually I'm just saying sun random shiznitz  lol fock ok oh yea uhm I got when I was a little child like I was 3 or so my father crushed my middle finger right in a door then apparently I was in shock and I didn't cry or nun like I could've died maybe but anyways there was a lot of blood, blood rushing it was a terrible moment just so terrible JUST BLOOD EVERYWHERE AHHH YEA ok so they called 911 and they were like we don't give a fudge abt ur child stfu LOL nah im playing that didn't happen uhm so they rushed here and the ambulance took me away and yuh I was just laying there in the ambulance car thingy idk and I went to OHHHH OH I FORGOT TO TELL OK so my finger was dangling off like it was hanging by a threaddd bruhhh no cap but yea ok so I went to the hospital and they were like u have a 50/50 chance of ur finger coming off and having a lil nubby bahahaha that's mean ig butt oh well it's fr yea then like they stitched that bih up and now it just look weird and different and not like  the rest it's pretty unique ngl it's super cool u guys wished u were like me but yea that's sum abt me and you'll find more abt me in the next chapter bye my little kittens ily❤️😆