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*me, checking to see who has survived the drought on this app*
Heyyy y'all, how ya been beenin? 🧍🏽♀️
I'll get it out the way now: sorry for the tardiness 🙄 I'm so tired lately and it doesn't help that I've been overthinking and stressing so bad on how I was finna write this shjshsjhsj
I sat down staring at the screen in confusion, ready to end it all w/ a bottle of Tylenol in one hand and a boxcutter in the other when it hit me... I have a template! The same I use for reviews, durrrr.
Now, I changed it a little bit cuz it's not a review and I had to make sure to ask some questions and whatnot, y'know ole chap?? 💂🏽♀️
Anyways, I'm late enough. Let's get into it, YUH! (pÔP out w/ a truCK!)
Our girl, the woman of the hour, Miss Kalyiah Brown (also played by the gorgeousss Victoria Monét) is a work of art. And I have questions. So. Many. Questions. For her and you guys psksjssjh
--INTERLUDE--
What questions do you have about Kalyiah?
What are your favorite characteristics about Kalyiah?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you relate to her? Could you be friends with Kalyiah in real life?
--END OF INTERLUDE--
She's a chill, lowkey, laid-back woman, originally from Inglewood, CA, who takes breathtaking pictures. She's for the history books y'all and she's so good at what she does, Sir Kendrick Lamar Duckworth the Great notices her and invites her to work with him.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Oh, she's a chill girl who smokes her homegrown and minds her business." NO! Miss Kalyiah is not perfect just cuz she smoke weed every day. She is a menace to society 😭 and guess what? Imma look at the screen and stick beside her!!
Here's the thing about Kay (I think that's her nickname, I can't remember but I'm calling her that): she is a cold-hearted, money hungry, power seeking, scammer. Is that a read you ask? No shsjhsjhs pls I love her 💀
There's something about when a black woman is just cold and lacks remorse... It's not giving psycho, no no, that's Tommy. It's giving sociopathic #girlboss 🥰 naurrr lemme stop, cuz it's not giving girlboss at all, it's giving she will shoot this bitch up if ya don't get her money. Yeah, very much Robyn Fenty 😭
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