it was a humid sunday morning in da hood, ethan and his lover owen were having casual sex, smoking lotsd of weed. then, some random bitch named rowan said "i chawwenge you to a game of dodgebaww!" owen was suprised and ethan was excited to, touhc balls. they went to the elemtary school gym to plway a game of dogeballs. The referee said, "on yoour marks , get set, go!" and Rowajn threw the first ball and ghot owen out on his first try! Rowasn said "haha i towd you you wouwd neva beat me!" uwu Then Drew said "damn i love big tiddy girls?"' THen ethan said "aw fuckj you stupid bitch." and rhen Rowan (she/her) said "uwu damn shawty?///" cringe. Then ethan struck when rowan left their guard down and got her ourt;. he said "boing boing yahooo! another win for the ethanman!" Rowan was overwgelmed wirth defeat and just left. tben she did hate crimes and had sex with women.
