once upon a time, a truly stunning couple wandered the streets of zootopia.
they would often be seen going on dates, such as cat-cafes, parks, feeding ducks at ponds, restaurants, hunting children and bullying 8th graders.
most elderly women would often gush about them and coo at them when their eyes spotted them.
one day though, everything changed.
they were in the middle of making out infront of a kindergarten, when hisoka bit peppa.
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR YOU UGLY-ASS CLOWN LOOKING BITCH?", peppa sang at the top of her lungs.
hisoka said nothing.
they proceeded to go home.
the next day, they went to the bakers and bought baguettes, so they could hit 8th graders with them.
which they did.
it was funny.
suddenly, as they were standing in a very cliché-looking alleyway, hisoka's stomach rumbled.
he glanced at peppa who groaned.
peppa was living her life, kissing the wall, as she felt something biting her.
turning around, she saw hisoka looking up at her with half-lidded and crossed eyes, teeth sunken in her skin.
he was hungry as fuck.
he ate her.
peppa was dead.
later a party was held to celebrate.
the end.
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