A Buncha Random Zelda Nonsense

Midna

*Ravio and Zelda are in Ravio's shop (otherwise known as Links house) when Midna walks over*

Ravio: heyo

Zelda: and who might you be?

Midna: really? You don't know who I am??

Zelda: ... why do you think I asked if I knew who you were

Midna: I am the one and only QUEEN of the twilight rel-

Zelda: just GET. to. The. POINT!!

Midna: ok! Ok! My name is-

Ravio: AHHH A MISQUETO!!!!!!!!!! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP

*Midna snaps her fingers and it dies in mid-air*

Ravio: thanks? Who are you again?

Midna: as I was TRYING TO SAY, I am MIDNA the QUEEN of the TWILIGHT RELM

Zelda: so why are you here??

Midna: I *sigh* am your new *sigh* bodyguard

Zelda: and my father didn't bother to tell me???

Midna: .... Sounds like a you problem. Keep your daddy issues to yourself

Ravio: ...

Zelda: what about Link?

Midna: ... weeee don't really talk about him...

Zelda: ?

*Midna whispers in Zelda's ear, grinning*

Zelda: oh... iiiiiin THAT case I accept you

Midna: either way, I'm getting paid BIG rupees for this, so you'd never get rid of me, Fancypants

Zelda: don't call me that.

Midna: hm let me think about it- NOPE *sits down and starts sharpening sword*

Ravio: caaaaaaan i interest you in one of my trademark-

Midna: not a CHANCE, ravioli

Ravio: that was supposed to be Revali's nickname!

Midna: well it ain't no more, bub

Ravio: ... drat

*a few moments later*

Ravio: CAN YOU PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE not call me ravioli?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Midna: Are you asking for a taste of this?? *threateningly waves sword at him*

Ravio: n-n-no!

Zelda: Midna, cut it out

Midna: try and make me! *points sword back at Ravio's throat*

Ravio: What did I ever do!!!???

Midna: you exist, You were born, your breathing, you're alive,- do I have to continue?

Zelda thinking: what has my life become...