Very serious
1973
The boys were sitting around. They were talking about ladies. Roger liked this topic. Brian left because he had to take a shit. John was very confused. He did not know why they were saying that they were tight.
"What do you mean?" He asked.
"We're talking about fucking."
"What's that?" John asked, curious.
"You never were told what it was?" Freddie asked, baffled.
"No, Catholic family."
"Well darling, when a man's crotch stick gets hard, he bangs it into a ladies grease gun."
"So that's why that happens."
"Yes. I have an idea for a song, bye."
"Bye roger."John left feeling like an intellectual.
The end
Idk wtf this is