Shrek cried as he pushed the baby out if his invisible uterus, he couldn't tell Fiona that it was donkeys child. She would die, and cry herself to sleep every Thursday night.
Shrek couldn't hide it anymore, he pushed out the baby, the baby donkey flew to Mexico and back.
"MY CHILD IS NOT MINE. I THOUGHT IT WAS MY CHILD SHREK HOW COULD YOU!" Fiona started crying as she began to uncontrollably shart everywhere.
"I have come to meet my child." Donkey looked at his child, then looked at Fiona ascending to the gods. Shrek was then swooped away and was brought to the dragons lair.
Shrek cried as donkey trusted faster than the flash, meanwhile the baby was being eaten by the dragon prostitute.
