Haikyuu Chatfic

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Caw Caw Bitch
*stupid bitch has hacked into the chat*

Suga
Uh- who are you??

Stupid Bitch
I'm known as a 𝓫𝓪𝓭 bitch( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Daichi
He was talking about your name- and how'd you get into our group?

Noya
ARE YOU A GIRL?!?!

Stupid Bitch
I'm Y/N L/N, and no I'm a dinosaur r̶a̶w̶r̶

OFC I'M A GIRL...i wish I was a dinosaur..

Hinata
You didn't answer Dads question on how you got in here-

Bad Bitch
I hacked duh- but I also have no friends so y'all wanna be friends??

Suga
We don't even know you tho,

Bad Bitch
Well whatcha wanna know? My favorite color or my trauma?

Asahi
Why not just tell us some stuff about you that's not traumatic?

Bad Bitch
Alr bet

So y'all know my name, I just moved to Japan from the US, I'm very fluent in Japanese and English. I'm starting school soon and I'm a second year, I like volleyball, music, alcohol, and weed. I like eating stuff I shouldn't like batteries, tape, charcoal, and more. I'm an emotional and 𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓷𝔂 drunk:) I scare kids shitless, I stare at peoples thighs a lot, I made a Shrek shrine in the locker room at my old school and got kicked out, id jump out second story window to skip class and get in trouble, and that's all.

Hinata
YOU LIKE VOLLEYBALL?! WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY?

Bad Bitch
I'm an all round player

I prefer spiking though

Suga
So what school are you going to here?

Bad Bitch
I got a recommendation for shiritorizawa but I'm not going there because they want me surprisingly, so I'm going to Karasuno

Ennoshita
You actually hacked into the boys volleyball group chat for Karasuno

Bad Bitch
Holy shiz really?!

That's good!

I'm joining the boys team anyways because I'm past the strength thing for the girls!

Tanaka
We get to play with a girl!

Noya
I know bro!

Tsukishima
Great another idiot

Bad Bitch
ExCuSe Me SiR! I have all A's in school I just act like a dumbass outside out it UnU

Tsukishima
Still an idiot

Yamaguchi
Tsuki be nice

Tsukishima
Shut up yams

Bad Bitch
Ayo be nice to the small bean(－－〆)

ANYWAYS BYE Y'ALL U GOTTA GO CLIFF JUMPING WITH MY PARENTS

*bad bitch is offline*