ʙᴏɪ ᴡᴛʜ ʙᴏɪ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙊𝙔𝙕

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big booty bitches

juyeon:  note to self: never invite eric haknyeon or sunwoo on a boat ride.

kevin: what did they do?

juyeon: eric brought a glass of wine and the biggest puffer jacket i can think of and kept talking in a british accent. then haknyeon kept twerking to classical music while sunwoo threw fish at ppl.

kevin: wtf

chanhee: your fault for thinking it was a good idea to bring dumb, dumber, and dumbest somewhere

eric: im hoping im not dumbest

chanhee: you are

eric: fuck!

sunwoo: i only threw the fish bc that lady was looking at me with a judging look.

juyeon: she was 78 and asleep??!

sunwoo: oh.
sunwoo: maybe she shouldn't sleep at the park

changmin: or you could just not throw fish at ppl?

sunwoo: no i don't think i will

haknyeon: what's wrong with throwing it back to classical music???

juyeon: THE MUSIC WAS COMING FROM A FUNERAL

sangyeon: HUH??

haknyeon: well damn my bad
haknyeon: at least i put on a show for them 🤪

younghoon: you're sick 😭

jacob: okay but why wasn't i invited to this boat ride?

juyeon: i just happened to see the three idiots at the park and was like " omg hey peeps! wanna rent a boat?" and yeah chaos emerged.

changmin: well i hope you learned a valuable lesson
changmin: never do anything with those three
changmin: but hey, younghoon, chanhee and i are always available

chanhee: yeah haha, so if you want to go on a fancy boat or something, we would totally come with

juyeon: and have me fourth wheel? i think tf not

chanhee: damn it

younghoon: love really ruins ya life frfr huh

changmin: you didn't have a life to begin with

chanhee: exactly

eric: if y'all are gonna have another lovers quarrel, do it elsewhere

hyunjae: pause
hyunjae: y'all are like actually dating??

younghoon: yeh

hyunjae: i'm shking i canf belief this
hyunjae: chanhee if you get tired of him, i'm always here

chanhee: you'd be the last person i go to

sangyeon: dang he took you to town

sunwoo: who tf says that anymore you hag

sangyeon: WTF

i forgot to update yesterday sorry haha, but updates will be slower due to the added stress of school and stuff.

qotd: when did you get into tbz?

for me, i started listening to tbz late 2019 a few days before hyunjoon left and i was so sad to hear the news bc he was my bias 😭