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big booty bitches

kevin: hyunjae, why are you blasting love songs at 3:00AM

hyunjae: IM HEARTBROKEN SHUT UP

kevin: IDC IM TRYING TO SLEEP

hyunjae: just for that i'm gonna put my speaker right outside your door.

jacob: i'm his roommate and i'd prefer if you didn't do that

sunwoo: first of all, why are you heartbroken dumb fucker?

hyunjae: are you worried about me? 🥺

sunwoo: nvm kys

hyunjae: DGHJII FUCK YOU
hyunjae: wait, kevin since when did you live next to me??

kevin: literally since freshman year, we exchange good mornings every fucking day what is wrong with you.

hyunjae: wait you're kevin moon?

kevin: YES???

hyunjae: REALLY? THIS ENTIRE TIME I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOME DUDE WHO LIVED IN THE AMERICAS OR SOMETHING

kevin: WTF

sunwoo: dumb bitches amiright?

sangyeon: i'm still trying to figure out how half of you even got accepted to this college

sunwoo: tbh same, like i'll be honest with myself for once and say that i'm absolute ass at school

haknyeon: lol we know 💀 mr. 3% in psychology

sunwoo: YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT

haknyeon: the only person in this chat that is relevant is juyeon, so technically i didn't tell anyone

sangyeon: damn that hurt?

jacob: i would argue but it's lowkey true

sunwoo: idc idc i didn't get a 3% he's lying

haknyeon: your transcript says otherwise 🤥

jacob: it's okay sunwoo, we can't judge you for being a dumbass if we already knew you were one to begin with

sunwoo: .... is this how eric feels when he gets bullied daily?

eric: nah, i kinda have a degrading kink ngl

changmin: what

chanhee: the

younghoon: fuck

eric: GO AWAY

juyeon: it's okay eric, we all have kinks and stuff no need to be ashamed

sangyeon: yeah, i once had a friend who had a shit kink

juyeon: nvm it's okay to shame some kinks bc wtf

sangyeon: yea... i stopped being friends with them when they asked to have a piece of my shit.

kevin: someone pls mute this bitch

hyunjae: already on it

sangyeon has been muted

chanhee: much better

jacob: can we go to sleep now?

kevin: i think so

hyunjae: sangyeon kinda ruined my mood so i'm gonna stop with my music and go to sleep now gnight whores

chanhee: night bitchless fucker

younghoon: goodnight!

changmin: goodnight!!!!

kevin: night

sunwoo: ^

haknyeon: ^^

jacob: good night everyone! 🥰

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