you wake up on a chilly morning with your tummy rumbling so you walk down your creaky wooden stairs to the kitchen to the realization that you have no food so you scrounge to your wallet to find some cash— you do so you put on your black hoodie with a charlie demelio coffee on it and walk down the street to your local burger kind in hopes that there's a little huddy meal waiting for you as you wait in line you're next you the worker looks very sadden this is the 4 time today she has had to deal with your kind she says "welcome to burger king could this little hunny intrest you in a lil huddy?" you look up with stars in your eyes "yes!" as you say that you hear the bell jingle at the door and look up it's like looking into the gates of heaven "ITS LITTLE HUDDY!" you run over and give him a big embrace he says "hey its huddy want a little huddy meal? i've got 10 in my car" you smile widely "of course!" he takes you to his car but to the realization there's no little huddy meal—"wh"—-
AHHH LITTLE HUDDY HAS PUSHED YOU INTO HIS CAR
you scream loudly but his tesla is sound proof and he says "no huddy meal for you😈" your very own idol has kidnapped you "why are you doing this little huddy?!" -i'm staving-!" chase looks back at you says "call me chase😈 now shut up😈" you stay quit for the remaining time of the ride and fall asleep to his tampon song playing in his white tesla soon you find yourself inside a white room with blasting speakers of his music "this is torture!" you scream but the music keeps getting louder and louder "TAMPON! TAMPON! TAMPON! (idk the lyrics) soon you find your ears dripping blood from the unbearable music then you die. chase panics he didn't mean to commit murder with his horrible music he frantically starts to clean up your body and throws you in the back of his white tesla cover in blankets worried you'll stain his white tesla he drives to charlie's house "ayo charlie! i killed some chick with my song!" he says to her she says "well don't drag me into this i can't get canceled again huddy🙄 now leave my 5 million dollar masion" he drives and drives and drives till he can't no more he makes one last stop at burger king and orders too little huddy meals he feeds one to your dead body and eats one then closes all the windows and blasts his tampon song until his ears and he's dead two star stuck loves both dead in a white tesla, unfortunately these two lovers couldn't even ever be loved🙁
{ AUTHORS NOTE}- this whole story was a joke i didn't check for grammar or typos this was written in my cousin's instagram DMS if you are upset about the outcome she got to choose so take that up with her
-love from the middle of bumfuck no where, pennsylvania <33
