big booty bitches
juyeon: hmm i feel like we're forgetting something
jacob: like what?
juyeon: did we ever unmute sangyeon??
jacob: WAIT OMG NO! ITS BEEN 2 WEEKS WHY DIDNT HE SAY ANYTHING??
sunwoo: oh idk maybe it was bc WAS FUCKING MUTED??
jacob: . the attitude was unnecessary
chanhee: just unmuted the fool already
eric: hyunjae's the only admin.. which speaking of which, has anyone heard from hyunjae?
chanhee: now that you've mentioned it, he hasn't been blowing my phone up with tiktoks in a while
changmin: and he hasn't threatened to steal my chucky doll either
jacob: i hope he's okay :(
sunwoo: don't you live next door to him? go check on him
jacob: oh- i forgot brb
changmin: sooo... nice weather we're having
eric: it's pouring down raining
changmin: oh
sunwoo: this is awkward
changmin: yeah....
eric: wait... changmin why tf do you have a chucky doll??
changmin: he's cute!!
sunwoo: and a psycho killing doll
changmin: that chucky isn't the same as MY chucky !!!
haknyeon: that's what they all say
sunwoo: who tf else do you know that has said that?
haknyeon: STFU YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
jacob: IM BACK
chanhee: well?
jacob: hyunjae is okay 👌 he was being... hyunjae
hyunjae: hi guys
chanhee: why were you gone for like.. ever
hyunjae: you missed me? 🥺☹️
chanhee: .
hyunjae: i'll take that as a yes, anyways, i'm back and better than ever
eric: better? does this mean you're less stupid?
hyunjae: you of all people... shouldn't be talking about someone being stupid
eric: EVERYDAY I SWEAR
juyeon: okay back to the subject, hyunjae what happened?
hyunjae: i was getting over my heart break ofc
juyeon: who broke your heart?
hyunjae: chanhee duhhh
chanhee: I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS SOME BS
hyunjae: ITS NOT BS IM FR DEPRESSED
chanhee: HOW THE HECK DID I BREAK YOUR HEART THEN??
hyunjae: you up and got not one, but TWO boyfriends
younghoon: damn you actually had a crush on chanhee? i thought you were joking
hyunjae: had? bitch the crush is still there
chanhee: i-
changmin: i cant tell if the atmosphere is tense or comedic..
kevin: well it's interesting that's for sure
haknyeon: let's all pause and go over what we've learned
sunwoo: hyunjae has a big fat crush on chanhee but chanhee has two boyfriends
kevin: wadda story
juyeon: the tea is boiling hot today
jacob: it's like some horribly written romcom
kevin: it'd have some corny ass name like
"Temptation of forbidden love"chanhee: can y'all not??
kevin: oh right, this is a serious moment my bad
eric: nothing could have prepared me for today
i was supposed to post this earlier but i got distracted watching a true crime documentary 😅😅 n e ways, have a good day/night everyone!
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FanfictionHyunjae: if we hadn't met juyeon, you would have never got those followers. you clout chaser Chanhee: BITCH-