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big booty bitches

sangyeon: is anyone awake?

eric: ME

sangyeon: oh, what a coincidence,i was just thinking about you!

eric: omg rly??

sangyeon: yep!
sangyeon: i was thinking " i hope eric dumbass isn't online..."

eric: .
eric: i should have known... FUCK YOU

hyunjae: omg 2:00am gang wassup!!

sangyeon: i'm stuck with dumbasses

hyunjae: I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING

sangyeon: yet

hyunjae: true ig

eric: can we talk about my problems?

hyunjae: what problems does your bitchass have anyways?

eric: first, fuck you
eric: second, i don't want to air my business to the general public, so i'll make a separate chat with just us three

sangyeon: who said i wanted to be included?

eric: you don't have a choice bitch

eric added hyunjae and sangyeon to the chat

eric changed the chat name to
'2:00am bros'

sangyeon: so wtf is your problem?

eric: what if juyeon doesn't like me

hyunjae: shit i don't blame him, dating you would be a nightmare

eric: i hate it here

sangyeon: think reasonably, juyeon is a dumbass, you're an even dumber dumbass, so basically match made in hell

eric: i like your way of thinking

hyunjae: he just called you a dumbass

eric: idc bc he supports juric

hyunjae: juric isn't a thing

eric: jealous much

hyunjae: and you're right

eric: YOU WANT JUYEON??

hyunjae: nooo i want sangyeon fine ass 😮‍💨

sangyeon: wtf, what happened with chanhee?

eric: OH YEAH, WHATS THE TEA WITH THAT

hyunjae: nosy asses, basically he texted me saying he used to like me but thought i was joking about liking him

sangyeon: so basically it's your fault

hyunjae: SHUT UP
hyunjae: N E WAYS, he talked to younghoon and changmin and apparently he still likes me(?) and younghoon and changmin don't care and said he could date me too

eric: soo??

hyunjae: i said that's too complicated and that we're better off as friends

sangyeon: so basically you were crying and shit over this boy, only to friend zone him? you dumb asf

hyunjae: you're not wrong, can i get a kiss sir?

sangyeon: be ashamed of yourself

eric: so milnyu will never happen?

hyunjae: probably not

sangyeon: you're gonna be lonely for life

hyunjae: no i'm not, i have you 🥺

sangyeon: no you don't <3

hyunjae: a heart???? i'm one step closer to claiming that ass

eric: how come the subject changed from me to wtvr y'all have going on

sangyeon: we don't have anything going on, and you don't have anything important to talk about

eric: UH HUH I WANT JUYEON TO BE MY BOYFRIEND

sangyeon: so ask him out?? dumb bitch

eric: but what if he says no?

hyunjae: move on with your life, i've been through rejection and i'm telling ya, you just gotta keep it pushing and go on with life

sangyeon: you sounded intelligent? that's scary

hyunjae: marry me

sangyeon: nvm

eric: okay okay okay, i'm nervous asf

hyunjae: want me to ask him how he feels about you first?

eric: OMG YES

hyunjae: 👌 on it

juyeon 🥶

hey juyeon, i'm curious about something..

what is it?? and why are you awake this early?

i couldn't sleep, so what's with you and eric?

wdym??

i mean like are y'all together or something?

well no....

so you'd be okay if i asked him out?

WHAT?? NO I WOULD NOT

BUT YALL ARENT TOGETHER

YET MF YET
i'm gonna ask him out soon, but considering that you're trying to take my man, i'm gonna ask him RIGHT NOW

ok good luck

YOURE SO FUCKING CONFUSING
LIKE YOU WERE SAYING YOU WANTED TO ASK HIM OUT BUT NOW YOURE WISHING ME LUCK??

i don't like eric bitchass, but he likes you and wanted to ask you out but he was too nervous so i volunteered to ask you if you liked him, and you seem to be interested so my job here is done.

THATS SUCH AN ERIC THING TO DO
he's so cute 🥺

i'm not doing this shit today, just go ask him out you fucker

i hinted sangjae, but will there be sangjae?? also, juric development we love to see it.