a/n: ok hey yes i get it there are so many stories like this but i just really wanted to write one bc hey why not :))))))
also, it starts w phone numbers, evie's contact names are
1. +44 **** ******
2 "my wrong number girl?? pogchamp??"
3 "my seggsy wrong number girl 🤤"
and quackity/alex's is
1 +52 *** *** ***
2. beanie boy
OKAY HERE WE GO <3
+52 *** *** ***
KARL GET UP WE'RE LIVE IN FIVE
KARL??
KARL WE'RE LIVE IN FOUR
KARLKARLKARLKARL
KARLLLLLLLLL
KARL WHERE R U LIVE IN THREE IDIOT
KARL PLEASE RESPOND
KARL
KARL
KARL
KARL
LIVE IN TWO
BITCH TEXT BACK LIVE IN ONE
karl im losing hope
karl, say something
karl?
im giving up on u
FUCK UR REALLY NOT ANSWERING ARE U
HAPPY?? I CANCELLED
HUH?? HUH??
KARL
ANSWER ME U IDIOT
+44 **** ******
ok first of all im not karl
+52 *** *** ***
oh no wonder
who r u then
my wrong number girl?? pogchamp??
WHAT THE FU- WHY WOULD I TELL U THAT
+52 *** *** ***
bc im totally trustworthy
my wrong number girl?? pogchamp??
now that is the most american thing anyone has ever said
+52 *** *** ***
im not even american
im mexican
and im assuming ur not american either
my wrong number girl?? pogchamp??
yee im a BRITISH BITCH
