homeless man goes to the store

10 0 0
                                    

It's a typical day for homeless man, he goes to "Generic Grocery Store" and buys his normal goods, socks, sandals, and today he decided to treat himself to a snack. So this mysterious homeless looking man goes over to the chip isle, and sees cans. They grab his attention... "Oh wow! Chips inside a can, very unique, they're always in those foil bags."  He thought to himself, so he decided to pick one up. Strangely, he picked the flavor, "Cinnamon & Sugar" and went up to the checkout line. Homeless man zones out and stares at the Chipotle across the street until someone behind says, "Ayo queer, hurry up, you're holding up the line." Homeless man corrects him and says, "It's BO. FAMOUS ACTOR, SINGER, SONGWRITER, COMEDIAN." Suddenly before your eyes he has grown at least 1 foot taller, he looks around 7'5. Freaky. Anyways, he shrinks down to about 6'5, strange, but he continues to go to to check out his stuff. 

bo burnham x chipotle borotangsحيث تعيش القصص. اكتشف الآن