warrior cat spoofs (very slow updates)

spoof 1

Firepaw: errrg I am the sharpie monster and am going to draw mustashes on everykits face!

Greykit:AHHHHHH HE IS GOING TO GIVE US BEARDS !!! O.O

Firepaw: greypaw! Your not a kit! What happed?

Greykit:you know that time machine we bought yesterday?

Firepaw:yeah...

Greykit:well it kinda didn't work. I went back in time to warn myself that the other kits were planning to atack me. I turned into a kit and got stuck... plus I didn't warn me in time :(

Firepaw:I'm not going to write a beard on you just a mustache...

Greykit:huh?

Firepaw:*gestures to sharpie*

Greykit:AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!