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(legendaryhair logged on)

legendaryhair: LIA
legendaryhair: LIA YOU UGLY THING I'M TOO NICE TO SAY GET YO ASS HERE RIGHT NOW

(legendaryhair @liagrande)

liagrande: what?

legendaryhair: MY FAVOURITE HOODIE
legendaryhair: WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

evilmaknae: which hoodie? you seem to have a lot of "favourite" hoodies. And please try to not swear

legendaryhair: DON'T FUCKIN JUDGE MY LIFE
legendaryhair: the pink hoodie!

tomboy: ...which pink hoodie..?

legendaryhair: MY FAVOURITE ONE!!

liagrande: can't you wear a different one??

legendaryhair: no!!
legendaryhair: we're watching James Bond later! I want to impress him!!

evilmaknae: dafuk

tomboy: yeji you know he can't actually see you right?

legendaryhair: ...

(legendaryhair logged off)

cherryeong: let's discuss!
cherryeong: new James Bond as a woman??

(legendaryhair logged on)

legendaryhair: YESSSS

evilmaknae: YESSSSSSSSSSSS

cherryeong: FUCK YES BITCH

liagrande: um-

tomboy: NO

cherryeong: why the duck not?

liagrande: because you know, James is a man??

evilmaknae: the names Bond. Julie Bond.

legendaryhair: LOVE IT

tomboy: yes but it's always been JAMES BOND

cherryeong: Well life's boring let's mix it up a lil bit

liagrande: fair point

legendaryhair: I think I'd make a good James Bond. I might audition

tomboy: you aren't British!!

legendaryhair: so..?

evilmaknae: James Bond doesn't have to be British!!

liagrande: he does!!

tomboy: two things he has to be:
tomboy: 1. A man.

legendaryhair: I beg your pardon-

tomboy: 2. British.

evilmaknae: Fine. Whatever. But they better make him black and have him gay.

liagrande: yes! part of the lgbtq+ community!

cherryeong: he can be trans!!

evilmaknae: ooh let's make him asexual! much more interesting then watching him constantly fuck them skinny white bitches

legendaryhair: well that's decided! Julie Bond,

evilmaknae: black trans girl,

liagrande: asexual and...

cherryeong: likes girls so there can be more female characters!!

tomboy: that's lovely. why don't you send it off to the company that made James Bond?

evilmaknae: omg great idea!!

cherryeong: let's go!!

(legendaryhair, evilmaknae, liagrande and 1 more logged off)

tomboy: sarcastic. I was being SARCASTIC.

(tomboy logged off)


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