so just some stuff of my ALL TIME favourite group itzy, a teeeeeny bit of swearing (ok, ok, a lot) and only a few (thinking around maybe 100 per chapter maybe..?) sexual references, it's really chaotic and crazy and it's only THIS gay...
🏳️🌈🏳️...
evilmaknae: so. evilmaknae: whatcha getting me for Christmas?
legendaryhair: if I tell you it'll spoil the surprise
evilmaknae: who says Christmas should be a surprise?
liagrande: stop whining yuna it's just life
evilmaknae: Well life SUCKS
tomboy: idk what I'll get you maybe some chocolate whatever
evilmaknae: CHOCOLATE evilmaknae: ya gonna give ya hot as girlfriend CHOCOLATE for Christmas
tomboy: And maybe some clothes?
evilmaknae: ugh evilmaknae: PEOPLE
(evilmaknae logged off)
cherryeong: Well she's moody
liagrande: probably time of the month
legendaryhair: you make it sound exciting legendaryhair: ooh time of the month where I get fucking painful cramps and my vagina fucking bleeds!
tomboy: oh, and does paracetamol help? tomboy: NO!
cherryeong: tried tampons. String somehow became detached and I had to pull it out with tweezers!
legendaryhair: ooh gurl sorry
liagrande: got bitched at by our stylists for wearing a pad. Shows through my leggings. Do I really give a shit? liagrande: NO!
(evilmaknae logged on)
evilmaknae: oh my god its like fucking hell the emotions!! One minute I'm crying, the next I'm shouting because my hair isn't blonde anymore! Then I'm in desperate need for cuddles!
tomboy: fucks sake what we have to put up with!
legendaryhair: you know we should start this thing where we get to kick dudes in the shit once a month
liagrande: one a day for a week every month!!
cherryeong: only then will they BEGIN to understand our pain!!
evilmaknae: PROTEST!! evilmaknae: or we could just cut off their dick and roast it for Christmas Dinner instead of turkey
legendaryhair: ...
tomboy:
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cherryeong: or we could just you know... Not...??
evilmaknae: ok lets go with the kicking idea! evilmaknae: now who wants cuddles?
tomboy: with a kid who is obsessed with roasting dicks and everything to do with Christmas, I mean who seriously wouldn't want cuddles from that person?
