𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝕽𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝕿𝖍𝖊 5𝖙𝖍 𝕺𝖋 𝕹𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗

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legendaryhair: ughhhhh covid sucked ass man

liagrande: thanks to you

legendaryhair: HEY I WAS JUST TRYNA ENTERTAIN Y'ALL

tomboy: it sure was entertaining

evilmaknae: Ryujin sarcasm doesn't work via text she probably thinks you're serious

tomboy: whatever

legendaryhair: so I thought to celebrate 2 very VERY long-

cherryeong: and boring-

legendaryhair: -weeks at home, we could go out!!

evilmaknae: you mean, OUT out?

tomboy: no she means IN out

(evilmaknae muted tomboy)

legendaryhair: sure, I mean what's the worst that could happen?

liagrande: humiliation, fires, floods, loud noises, crowds, embarrassment, farting, hiccups, falling over, aliens, getting raped, psychopaths, going deaf, going blind, murderers, creepy people, people in general, burning to death, thieves, pick pocketers, being buried alive, being trapped, death, becoming homeless, trapped under ice, cancer, illnesses, germs, explosions, bacteria, getting period, period then staining favourite pair of pants and new white jeans, insults, hot girls hitting on my gf and vice versa-

legendaryhair: WOAH WOAH OKAY LET'S JUST PAUSE FOR A MOMENT
legendaryhair: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
legendaryhair: how many times have I flirted with other people whilst going out with you?

liagrande: uhh let me look at the calendar I circled every day that you did...

evilmaknae: I always wondered why you had red marker on all the days

(tomboy unmuted themself)

tomboy: it was a rhetorical question Lia, which means you don't actually have to answer it
tomboy: "Trapped under ice"? "aliens"? "going BLIND"??? Seriously? going out, I get that embarrassment could happen, knowing you, but seriously, BEING BURIED ALIVE?!?! At a restaurant, or at the cinema, or shopping? are you for REAL?

liagrande: well I guess that MIGHT not happen...

legendaryhair: HEY GUYS REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 4TH OF NOVEMBER!

tomboy: yeji the 4th was yesterday

cherryeong: and its remember remember the 5th of November

legendaryhair: ugh whatever

evilmaknae: what shall we do to celebrate?

legendaryhair: "shall"

evilmaknae: 🖕

cherryeong: I think we've kind of justified we AREN'T going out

liagrande: a thanks very much to you

cherryeong: so why don't we just watch a movie?

evilmaknae: YES

legendaryhair: let's watch CLUELESS!

cherryeong: I mean based on the 5th of November-

tomboy: I LOVE CLUELESS

liagrande: NO LET'S WATCH MAMA MIA

cherryeong: HERE WE GO AGAIN

legendaryhair: omg you're singing the song!

cherryeong: I am?

liagrande: mhm!

cherryeong: fuck
cherryeong: lets just watch both of the films

evilmaknae: YAYYYYY

liagrande: WOOP WOOP

(evilmaknae, liagrande, tomboy and 1 more logged off)

cherryeong:

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