legendaryhair: ughhhhh covid sucked ass man
liagrande: thanks to you
legendaryhair: HEY I WAS JUST TRYNA ENTERTAIN Y'ALL
tomboy: it sure was entertaining
evilmaknae: Ryujin sarcasm doesn't work via text she probably thinks you're serious
tomboy: whatever
legendaryhair: so I thought to celebrate 2 very VERY long-
cherryeong: and boring-
legendaryhair: -weeks at home, we could go out!!
evilmaknae: you mean, OUT out?
tomboy: no she means IN out
(evilmaknae muted tomboy)
legendaryhair: sure, I mean what's the worst that could happen?
liagrande: humiliation, fires, floods, loud noises, crowds, embarrassment, farting, hiccups, falling over, aliens, getting raped, psychopaths, going deaf, going blind, murderers, creepy people, people in general, burning to death, thieves, pick pocketers, being buried alive, being trapped, death, becoming homeless, trapped under ice, cancer, illnesses, germs, explosions, bacteria, getting period, period then staining favourite pair of pants and new white jeans, insults, hot girls hitting on my gf and vice versa-
legendaryhair: WOAH WOAH OKAY LET'S JUST PAUSE FOR A MOMENT
legendaryhair: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
legendaryhair: how many times have I flirted with other people whilst going out with you?liagrande: uhh let me look at the calendar I circled every day that you did...
evilmaknae: I always wondered why you had red marker on all the days
(tomboy unmuted themself)
tomboy: it was a rhetorical question Lia, which means you don't actually have to answer it
tomboy: "Trapped under ice"? "aliens"? "going BLIND"??? Seriously? going out, I get that embarrassment could happen, knowing you, but seriously, BEING BURIED ALIVE?!?! At a restaurant, or at the cinema, or shopping? are you for REAL?liagrande: well I guess that MIGHT not happen...
legendaryhair: HEY GUYS REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 4TH OF NOVEMBER!
tomboy: yeji the 4th was yesterday
cherryeong: and its remember remember the 5th of November
legendaryhair: ugh whatever
evilmaknae: what shall we do to celebrate?
legendaryhair: "shall"
evilmaknae: 🖕
cherryeong: I think we've kind of justified we AREN'T going out
liagrande: a thanks very much to you
cherryeong: so why don't we just watch a movie?
evilmaknae: YES
legendaryhair: let's watch CLUELESS!
cherryeong: I mean based on the 5th of November-
tomboy: I LOVE CLUELESS
liagrande: NO LET'S WATCH MAMA MIA
cherryeong: HERE WE GO AGAIN
legendaryhair: omg you're singing the song!
cherryeong: I am?
liagrande: mhm!
cherryeong: fuck
cherryeong: lets just watch both of the filmsevilmaknae: YAYYYYY
liagrande: WOOP WOOP
(evilmaknae, liagrande, tomboy and 1 more logged off)
cherryeong:
(cherryeong logged off)
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Fanfictionso just some stuff of my ALL TIME favourite group itzy, a teeeeeny bit of swearing (ok, ok, a lot) and only a few (thinking around maybe 100 per chapter maybe..?) sexual references, it's really chaotic and crazy and it's only THIS gay... 🏳️🌈🏳️...