𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙲0𝚛𝙽

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legendaryhair: ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES DID IT

evilmaknae: did what?

legendaryhair: TOOK THE LAST TOILET ROLL AND DIDN'T REPLACE IT

tomboy: oh don't be so pathetic

legendaryhair: YOU DID IT

tomboy: I didn't say that-

legendaryhair: YOU WILL PAY FOR THE MORTIFICATION OF NOT WIPING

(legendaryhair logged off)

cherryeong: lol

tomboy: oh you little fuck-

cherryeong: I'M THE MAFIA

(cherryeong logged off)

liagrande: ma-mafia we do it like-

tomboy: don't you dare

liagrande: 😢

(liagrande logged off)

tomboy: so DRAMATIC

evilmaknae: ikr

(legendaryhair logged on)

legendaryhair: don't worry guys I'm fine, I found some in the other bathroom

tomboy: aren't you clever

legendaryhair: sod off toilet-roll stealer

tomboy: ok a) using the last piece of loo roll is not stealing and b) it was chaeryeong!!

legendaryhair: no, Chaeryeong would never do that to me

(liagrande logged on)

liagrande: okay guys set the table for dinner whilst I watch the porn

legendaryhair: oh the one I sent you or a different one?

liagrande: CORN. I MEANT CORN. WATCHING THE CORN.

legendaryhair: SUCH FUN!!

(legendaryhair logged off)

liagrande: you heard me! Dinner! Ready! Now!

(liagrande logged off)

evilmaknae: whilst you watch porn

(evilmaknae logged off)

tomboy: maybe I can get away with not doing anything...

(legendaryhair logged on)

legendaryhair: of course you will.

tomboy: what do you mean?
tomboy: hgf dtujbhy6 ryij! (_&8,(ifdr-

(tomboy logged off)

legendaryhair: just coming lia!! Give me one minute!

(legendaryhair logged off)

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