𝙸𝚝𝚣𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖

❤︎𝒹𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝒶𝓅𝓅❤︎

legendaryhair: so you guys
legendaryhair: I'm so sick of seeing Chaeryeong lonely

liagrande: ikr!
liagrande: we should TOTES try setting her up again

tomboy: didn't work too well last time

evilmaknae: ended up singing every single everglow song

tomboy: in the end it was just you

evilmaknae: I didn't know I knew so many words!!

liagrande: I didn't know there were so many
liagrande: what? who said that?

evilmaknae: RUDE.

(cherryeong logged on)

cherryeong: hey guys whats up?

legendaryhair: what? nothing! why would we be doing anything??

liagrande: but like we aren't doing NOTHING, we're doing SOMETHING

evilmaknae: uh- yeah- uh- that something is- uh- um-

tomboy: planning your birthday party!!

cherryeong: ...
cherryeong: my birthday was in JUNE.

legendaryhair: next years, DUMMY

liagrande: honestly, so PARANOID

tomboy: yeah, like, do you need a THERAPIST or something?

evilmaknae: mhm

cherryeong:

(cherryeong logged off)

liagrande: Well I thought we handled that quite well

legendaryhair: when there's well in the sentence twice we know there's a problem

evilmaknae: ooh I FANCY YOU-

tomboy: FOR GOD'S SAKE WHEN SOMEONE SAYS TWICE YOU DON'T HAVE TO START SINGING TWICE

legendaryhair: ...
legendaryhair: I JUST WANT YOU KEEP AWAY

liagrande: GET OUT GET LOST-

(tomboy logged off)

evilmaknae: OMG I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA
evilmaknae: LET'S SET CHAER A ACCOUNT ON EHARMONY!!

tomboy: I'm not sure eharmony is the best idea... Its for more serious relationships and idk if that's what she's looking for

legendaryhair: we could try tinder?

liagrande: cool! Let me browse my pics of her

evilmaknae: let's all do that. Meet in five minutes!!