legendaryhair: hey we are live from a hotel in-
tomboy: um guys do you smell that?
legendaryhair: Uhhh Ryujin kinda in the middle of a vlive here!!!
evilmaknae: I think it's coming from the kitchen
cherryeong: OH MY GOD THERE'S SMOKE EVERYWHERE
liagrande: I FORGOT TO TAKE THE CHICKEN OUT THE OVEN!!!!!!!!!!!
legendaryhair: ok thats great and everything but I've literally just washed my hair and it looks amazing and I'm live and everyone's complimenting me so-
cherryeong: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MOTHERFUCKING FIRE EX FUCKING STINGUISHER
cherryeong: AND CAN ONE OF YOU FUCKS GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS TO HELP ME THE FUCK OUT WITH THIS FUCK
tomboy: one second... fuck was said there...
tomboy: seven times in a thirty word sentence
cherryeong: WELL FUCKING HELL I'M SO FUCKING GLAD YOU FUCKING LISTENED IN MOTHERFUCKING MATH CLASS BUT DID YOU FUCKING LISTEN IN HEALTH AND FUCKING SAFETY???
tomboy: hmm I don't know-
legendaryhair: oh my gosh guys can we all just calm down?
legendaryhair: its just a little SMOKE for gods' sake
cherryeong: JUST. A LIL. FUCKIN. SMOKE.
cherryeong: CALM. DOWN!?!?!?!?
cherryeong: ARE YOU FUCKIN SHITTIN ME???
evilmaknae: is it out yet?
cherryeong: NO IT THE FUCK ISN'T BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD FUCKING CHANCE TO
legendaryhair: oh my gosh Chaeryeong do you really want us all to DIE???
liagrande: I'M NOT READY TO DIE YET
tomboy: OH MY GOD I'M TOO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL I'M OUT I NEED TO SAVE MYSELF
(tomboy logged off)
evilmaknae: TAKE ME WITH YOU
(evilmaknae logged off)
liagrande: LET ME KNOW HOW EVERYTHING GOES IF YOU DON'T DIE CHAER
(liagrande logged off)
legendaryhair: BAIIIII BITCH HOPE YOU REMEMBER YOU RUINED MY HAIR
(legendaryhair logged off)
cherryeong: EVERY FUCKING THING IS ON FUCKING FIRE
cherryeong: I'VE SAID FUCK TOO MUCH NOW
cherryeong: IT SOUNDS WEIRD FUCKING
cherryeong: NO I MEAN FUCKING WEIRD
cherryeong: I NEED TO GET THE FUCKING FUCK OUTTA HERE
(cherryeong logged off)
about 30 minutes later...
legendaryhair: oh my god, you guys, I just had a near-death experience!!! I know!! Lia had forgotten to take the chicken out the oven, silly girl
legendaryhair: but can you SEE what that SMOKE has done to my HAIR??? I know right!!
legendaryhair: oh don't worry, everyone's fine
legendaryhair: well, except Chaeryeong
legendaryhair: she's kinda in hospital...
legendaryhair: but I'm sure she'll be fine
liagrande: hmmm idk her lungs are kind of filled with smoke... and she was sent urgently to hospital...
legendaryhair: oh stop being so depressing, and as lovely as that is, I'm trying to do a live here!! toodles!!
In the morning...
cherryeong: omg you guys I had this really weird dream last night about fire and smoke and hair and... fuck
tomboy: how odd!
legendaryhair: at least it was all a dream
A/N
so I plan on making this chatroom ongoing but I might need help on ideas. Feel free to make any requests :)
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Fanfictionso just some stuff of my ALL TIME favourite group itzy, a teeeeeny bit of swearing (ok, ok, a lot) and only a few (thinking around maybe 100 per chapter maybe..?) sexual references, it's really chaotic and crazy and it's only THIS gay... 🏳️🌈🏳️...
