evilmaknae: HELP SOMEBODY HELP ME
cherryeong: what's wrong??????
evilmaknae: I CAN'T GET OUT
legendaryhair: if that's sexual I swear to god-
evilmaknae: NO SERIOUSLY I'M TRAPPED
liagrande: where are you??
evilmaknae: I'M IN THE CUPBOARD
legendaryhair: which one???
evilmaknae: THE ONE IN THE DANCE STUDIO
tomboy: 😂
evilmaknae: WHAT'S SO FUNNY BITCH
cherryeong: I mean how did you even get stuck in there?
evilmaknae: okay so.
evilmaknae: I was just minding my own business, as I do, when I went to go and get a towel because I was a little bit sweaty-
tomboy: are we sure about the little bit-
evilmaknae: -when the door shut in me!!
evilmaknae: and as you know it locks and UNlocks from the outside!!
cherryeong: but how did it shut on you?
evilmaknae: I have no idea!!
legendaryhair: have you ever considered that
legendaryhair: somebody WANTED you to be trapped in there?
liagrande: maybe I should limit how much brooklyn nine-nine you watch-
evilmaknae: but why would anyone want a claustrophobic person in this small, enclosed space?
tomboy: maybe someone did it as a prank to be funny
evilmaknae: Well I don't find it funny
tomboy: you sure?
tomboy: I mean think about it, REALLY think about it
tomboy: you're enjoying it right?
legendaryhair: only a really stupid inexperienced prankster would do a prank like this
liagrande: uh-huh
tomboy: and I think only a JEALOUS prankster would say that because she's JEALOUS she isn't good enough
liagrande: I don't know what to say you just admitted to locking your girlfriend in a cupboard-
legendaryhair: EXCUSE ME
legendaryhair: did you just
legendaryhair: ASSUME MY GENDER
cherryeong: Yeji Karen Mode switched on
tomboy: Yeji, you've many times told me you're a girl
tomboy: you've demonstrated your ladylike-ness many times
cherryeong: I'll never recover
tomboy: and I mean your lesbian-ness is very feminine
legendaryhair: OH MY FUCKING GOD NOW YOU'VE GONE AND JUST ASSUMED MY SEXUALITY
liagrande: holy shit this is getting out of control
tomboy: you're a lesbian!!
legendaryhair: well yes I know that
evilmaknae: still locked in a cupboard here you know
tomboy: then why did you go all Karen on me?!?!?
legendaryhair: it's the PRINCIPLE
legendaryhair: I never came out as a lesbian, I just said I like girls
cherryeong: but I thought you had a massive crush on Baekhyun from EX-
legendaryhair: I think that was auto correct she means bacon I love bacon and eggs from... the Exfactor
cherryeong: it's X Factor
legendaryhair: I know that!!!!
evilmaknae: STILL IN A CUPBOARD
legendaryhair: STILL A LESBIAN WHO LIKES GAY GUYS
liagrande: Baekhyun's gay???
cherryeong: about 95% of the kpop industry is gay
Oh how I wish that was true 😩
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Fanfictionso just some stuff of my ALL TIME favourite group itzy, a teeeeeny bit of swearing (ok, ok, a lot) and only a few (thinking around maybe 100 per chapter maybe..?) sexual references, it's really chaotic and crazy and it's only THIS gay... 🏳️🌈🏳️...
