𝙸𝚝𝚣𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖

When They Get Drunk

evilmaknae: wee woooooooooo

tomboy: Yuna..?

legendaryhair: just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

liagrande: in the most DELIGHTFUL way

cherryeong: SUPERCALEFRAGELISTICESPIALEDOTIOS

tomboy: are you guys okay?????

cherryeong: YoUR BuTt Is MiN3

legendaryhair: MiCHAeL JaCkS0n B1TcH

tomboy: I'm starting to get worried-

evilmaknae: RYUJIN CAN WE FUCK NOW

tomboy: it's 2 in the morning-

evilmaknae: OH DON'T BE AN OLD COW

tomboy: we have to be ready by 5 to practice-

evilmaknae: THEN LET'S MAKE IT QUICK

legendaryhair: WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST HAVE SEX
legendaryhair: TOGETHER

tomboy: I don't wanna be a part of this-

evilmaknae: that wouldn't be quick but it'd be FUN
evilmaknae: I say we do it!!

liagrande: mine and Yeji's bed is the biggest

legendaryhair: AND THE BOUNCIEST

liagrande: LIKE MY BOOBS

cherryeong: DO YOUR BOOBS HAVE NAMES?

tomboy: chaeryeong naming your breasts isn't NORMAL-

cherryeong: I HAVE LOUISA AND THOAMSON

liagrande: MINE ARE KYLIE AND MINOGUE

legendaryhair: yum

evilmaknae: MINES MC AND FLY

legendaryhair: WHAT FROM BACK TO THE PAST?

tomboy: FUTURE. BACK TO THE FUTURE. FUTURE YOU DUMB ASS PRI-

cherryeong: ooh he's lovely isn't he?

tomboy: SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS
tomboy: AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT???

silence on the groupchat...

tomboy: OH MA GOD I SWEAR TO GAY GOD AKA THE DEVIL AKA LUCIFER IF YOU'VE BEEN DRINKIN-

legendaryhair: H3r WhISp3R is TH3 LuC1F3r

tomboy: YOU HAVE
tomboy: NOBODY SINGS JAPANESE VERSIONS UNLESS THEY'RE DRUNK

liagrande: Ya Kn0w tHAt Is KiNdA rAc1st Aga1nSt JaPanEs3 S0nGzzz

cherryeong: yEaH RYuJ1n

tomboy: could we PLEASE stop mixing letters and numbers?

evilmaknae: B1TCH N0

tomboy: ALRIGHT YOU'VE TAKEN THIS TO ANOTHER LEVEL

evilmaknae: I'M 0N Th3 n3Xt L3V3l y3aH-

tomboy: I WILL SERIOUSLY RIP A BRICK OF THIS BUILDING AND THROW IT AT EACH OF YOUR HEADS

legendaryhair: I've always wondered- why is a building called a building when it's already been built?

tomboy:

legendaryhair: