The title says it all.
Warrning: bad grammar, curse words and dauma
This book will be updated rarely, mostly when I get another thought about them keeping me up at night.
Cover art not mine
Spoilers for the manga in regard to the uppermoons and a few of there ideals continue at your own risk
Muzan - Michel Jackson
Kokushibo - Disappointed brother
Douma - Spoilt Child no.1
Akaza - Respect women juice
Daki - Spoilt Child no. 2
Gyuutaro - Doctor's worst nightmare
Kaigaku - Power Hungry(Yes I know he isn't a uppermoon yet buut this is my fic)
Nakime - Where are you
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Uppermoons
Spoilt child no.1 are online
Spoilt child no.1: Muzan-samaaaaaa
Michel Jackson and Respect women juice are online
Michel Jackson: What now?
Spoilt child no.1: Akaza insulted my human preferences
Respect women juice: That is bc you insulted the fact in won't eat women
Spoilt child no.1: Well that's just my opinion
Respect women juice: .....
YOU ALMOST FORCE ME TO EAT ONE TO PROVE THAT WOMEN > MEN
Disappointed brother are online
Disappointed brother: Again?
Spoilt child no.1: I DID NOT!
Michel Jackson : Sadly Yes
Respect women juice: YES YOU DID
Disappointed brother: Where are they now?
Spoilt child no.1: DID NOT
Respect women juice: DID
Spoilt child no.1: DID NOT
Michel Jackson: Somewhere in the infinity fortress. @Where are you knows exactly where
Where are you are online
Where are you: They are in Daki's room. Think they were playing some game
Spoilt child no1: MUZAN-SAMA PLEASE KILL THIS IMBECILE!
Respect women juice: NO HE SHOULD KILL YOU!
Michel Jackson: I'm not killing anyone. And thanks Nakime
Spoilt child no.2 and Doctor's worst nightmare are online
Where are you: You're welcome Muzan-sama
Where are you went offline
Doctor's worst nightmare: Sorry Muzan-sama we were playing monopoly and things got a bit out of hand with the two of them
Michel Jackson: Of course they did. What else can one expect when the 2 of them are in the same room
Spoilt child no.2: Can you come stop them? They won't listen to me
Michel Jaclson: I am eating. Kokushibo, can you calm them down?
Disappointed brother: Yes of course, Muzan-sama. And Daki is Kaigaku there too?
Doctor's worst nightmare: Yes..... You should see his expression. He is scared shitless by the two of the bc rn they are throwing shit around or clawing at each other
Spoilty child no.2: Muzan-sama may we add him to the gc? Maybe he will realize this is a normal occurrence and meet all the uppermoons.
Michel Jcaklson: Add him. I want to see his reaction
Spoilt child no.2 added Kaigaku
Spoilt child no.2 changed Kaigaku to Power hungry
Doctor's worst nightmare: Welcome to the uppermoon gc
Power hungry: Hello...?
Disappointed brother: Hello. And also the uppermoons are more childish than you'd think *cough* Daki, Gyutaro, Douma * cough*
Doctor's worst nightmare: I AM NOT CHILDISH
Spoilt child no.1 : I AM NOT CHILDISH
Spoilt child no.2: I AM NOT CHILDISH
Michel Jackson: Yes you are... Yesterday y'all threw a hissy fit because the meeting was canceled
Power hungry: Good afternoon sir.
Michel Jackson: Muzan-sama is fine and Kokushibo are you there yet? I feel like they will ACTUALLY kill each other soon
Power hungry: Yes Muzan-sama
Disappointed brother: Yes I am close. And i can already hear them
Power hungry: May I ask a question?
Disappointed brother: Text normally and if it's about the idiots, yes it is normal for these fight to happen like every other day
Power hungry: ah ok
Michel Jackson: Now get off your phones and do something else I wanna eat
All- Dauma and Akaza who are busy fighting to notice the message: Ok/Ok Muzan-sama
Michel Jackson, Disappointed brother, Power hungry, Doctor's worst nightmare and Spoilty child no.2 are offline
