𝙸𝚝𝚣𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖

Ⓢ︎🅐︎Ⓕ︎🅔︎ Ⓦ︎🅞︎Ⓡ︎🅓︎𓃗

legendaryhair: deary me, we live in a world with some weird, weird things

liagrande: like what?

legendaryhair: I just installed an app called wattpad because you can read without even carrying a book!!

cherryeong: oh I think I know where this is going

legendaryhair: anyway, naturally I decided to search myself up. You know, you do don't you?

evilmaknae: Well not REALLY-

legendaryhair: anyway, a whole BUNCH of stuff came up! Some of it was even SEXUAL!

tomboy: yeah it's stuff made by our fans

legendaryhair: but, but, but, how do they know what we actually do??

evilmaknae: what do you mean?

legendaryhair: one of the scenes in a smut book with me and lia seemed oddly familiar

liagrande: was it from that time we did it on a desk?

legendaryhair: no, but that was one, it was when we fucked in the shower

liagrande: wait which time?

legendaryhair: you know the time um we used... Unicorn

liagrande: oh the unicorn!

cherryeong: dumbest safe word ever

evilmaknae: don't you use a safe word to stop having sex?

liagrande: yup. it got stuck, I had no idea, so she had to say the safe word

legendaryhair: too much information
legendaryhair: Well what's yours?

cherryeong: car keys

tomboy: so when you hookup with someone you just tell them your safe word?

cherryeong: sure, sometimes we combine. last week hers was pineapple so we made it pineapple keys

tomboy: um ok well ours is potato waffles

evilmaknae: my idea :)

tomboy: yup. I wanted it to be something cool like frankenstein.

liagrande: oh have you heard twice new album?

evilmaknae: OH MY GOD ITS AWESOME!

cherryeong: IT MAKES SCIENCE LOOK FUN

legendaryhair: Chaeyoung tho...

tomboy: no mina was MUCH hotter

evilmaknae: NO NAYEON WAS LIKE THE HOTTEST THING I EVER SEEN

tomboy: careful-

evilmaknae: except you my dear

tomboy: well saved

legendaryhair: no let's do a vote who was hottest

cherryeong: out of Chaeyoung, Mina and Nayeon?

liagrande: OK.
liagrande: send...
liagrande: NOW!

cherryeong: mina!!!!

legendaryhair: CHAEYOUNG Y'ALL BITCHES

tomboy: YO MINA BITCH

evilmaknae: NAYEON YOU RETARDED PIG

liagrande: Chaeyoung!!!!!!
liagrande: okay it's between Mina and Chaeyoung! It's up to you Yuna!

evilmaknae: hmmm, Nayeon owned it but Mina do be pretty hot

tomboy: WOO YES BITCHES

cherryeong: OH YEAH MINA BABY OOH

liagrande: FUCK YOU

legendaryhair: YEAH NOBODY ACTUALLY LIKES YOU

evilmaknae: NAYEON IS QUEEN

(evilmaknae, legendaryhair and liagrande logged off)

cherryeong: TEAM MINA

tomboy: OH YEAH BABY

(cherryeong and tomboy logged off)