𝙸𝚝𝚣𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖

☞︎︎︎𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 ☠︎︎

I'm back lol it wasn't even that long nevermind

tomboy: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

liagrande: what?!?! what's happening?!?!?

tomboy: I JUST GOT INTO KOROK FOREST!!

legendaryhair: oookay ryujin what have you been sniffing now-

tomboy: IT WAS SUPER TENSE GETTING THROUGH THE LOST WOODS BUT I DID IT!!

evilmaknae: Ryujin why won't you let me in OUR room???

tomboy: OH MY FUCKING GOD IT HAS THE SWORD THAT SEALS THE DARKNESS!!!
tomboy: APPARENTLY YOU NEED 13 HEARTS TO PULL IT OUT SO I'M GONNA GO TRADE WITH THE EVIL GODDESS STATUE

cherryeong: you what now?

legendaryhair: evil goddess statue???

liagrande: what are you gonna trade with her??

tomboy: parts of my stamina wheel! Duh!

(tomboy logged off)

evilmaknae: somebody please tell me what the FUCK just happened

cherryeong: not really cos we ain't got a fucking CLUE what just happened

legendaryhair: what's Ryujin doing in your room??

evilmaknae: let me try listen...
evilmaknae: "take that you... Fugly... Divine beast??"

cherryeong: what's THAT supposed to mean?

(those of you who really don't get it I mean what rock have you been LIVING under)

liagrande: wait a minute...
liagrande: maybe she's playing that game she bought last month!

cherryeong: oh what was it called again?

evilmaknae: it was a zelda game!!

legendaryhair: breath of the wild!

evilmaknae: she's hogging the switch! I really want to play Splatoon!!

legendaryhair: splatoon's for babies

evilmaknae: no I'm pretty sure it's 7+

legendaryhair: SEVEN

evilmaknae: i'm part of that +

legendaryhair: in LGBTQIA+

evilmaknae: correct.

(tomboy logged on)

tomboy: HOLY FUCK I'VE DONE IT!!!
tomboy: I HAVE THE SWORD I JUST WATCHED A MEMORY
tomboy: ZELDA WAS GONNA DECLARE HER LOVE FOR LINK!!!!AT LONG FUCKING LAST!!
tomboy: BUT THE STUPID PRICK TREE FUCKER HAD TO FUCK IT UP LIKE THE DICK HEAD HE IS

liagrande: Ryujin maybe we should take a break from the switch-

tomboy: OH MY GOD I'M JUST ABOUT TO GO AGAINST THE DIVINE BEAST VAH MEDOH BOSS!!!
tomboy: BRB BITCHES

(tomboy logged off)

liagrande: I think I'm gonna go take it off her. Its not healthy!!

legendaryhair: yeah good luck with that

cherryeong: even if you manage to prize it off her she'll kill you
cherryeong: and she'll make it painful

(tomboy logged on)

tomboy: I did it!!
tomboy: now off to fight vah ruta!!!

(tomboy logged off)

evilmaknae: she's ADDICTED to that game

legendaryhair: you're addicted to Mario kart

cherryeong: and you're addicted to animal crossing

legendaryhair: fuck off

liagrande: and I'm addicted to-

legendaryhair: nobody asked you Lia

liagrande: 🥺

(tomboy logged on)

tomboy: oh my god they said I was gunna need 20 shock arrows when I only needed 4!!
tomboy: I died several times getting that many arrows from the horse man thingy!!!

legendaryhair: so how's this delicious beast going?

tomboy: DIVINE. ITS DIVINE BEAST. DIVINE BEAST YOU UGLY SLU-

liagrande: slug! She was going to say slug!

legendaryhair: I think I'd rather be a slut then a slug

evilmaknae: you ARE a slut

cherryeong: aren't we all

tomboy: okie gtg I need to figure this shit out!!

liagrande: I'm gonna make dinner! Come help!

cherryeong: ughhhhhh

legendaryhair: booo hooo

evilmaknae: Well I'm hungry so whatever

(legendaryhair, evilmaknae and cherryeong logged off)

Let me just sincerely apologise to you people out there who didn't understand a single thing about this chapter. Sorry.