WUNZ THAER WAZ A MAN CALD JONHEY AND HE LIEKED TWO EAT CAEK!!!111 WON DAI HE WENT TOO TEH NEFFER TO FITE SUM GASTS BUT HEE WAS TWO WEEK SO HE WENT TO BYE A DIMOND SORD TWO FITE SOME BAD GIZE WITH HIZ DIMOND SORD!!! DEN HE POOT ON A IRN HELMET ADN WENT TO FITE TEH EVIL GASTS AND HIS POWER WAS OVER 9000!!!111 SO TEHY DYD. THEN HE FOWND GLOSTONE ADN NEFFER WOART ADN DIMONDS!!!111 DEN HE FOWND A FORTRESH AND BLAZEZ FIRED THEYRE FIRE SO HE GOT BURNT LUKILY HE BOUGHT A HEELING POSHUN SO HE COULD HEEL HIMSELF. THEN HE BEATED THE BLAZEZ ADN FOUND THE TREASHER WHICH WAS A WHOLE CHESTLOAD OF EMERADLS SO HE GOT A GIYGANTIC MANSHUN WITH A SWIUMMING POEL ADN LIBARY ADN A DOOR MAED OF GOELD SO HE WAS HAPY ADN HE LIVED HAPILY EVAH AFTHER
TEH EDN!!!!
(Translation: Once there was a man called Johnny and he liked to eat cake. one day he went to the nether to fight some ghasts but he was too weak, so he went to buy a diamond sword to fight some bad guys with it. then he put on an iron helmet and went to fight the evil ghasts, scince his power was over 9000, so they died. then he found glowstone, nether wart and diamonds (Which arent supposed to be in the nether anyway). then he found a fortress and blazes launched fire at him so he got burned. luckily, he brought a healing potion so he healed himself. then he defeated the blazes and found treasure, which happened to be a whole chestload of emealds, so he got a gigantic mansion with a swimming pool, a library, and a door made of gold, so he wass happy, and he lived happily ever after. The end!)
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A Story To Drive Cloudedwolf Insane
HumorAlternate title: JONNHY'S AWESOM NEFFER ADVEYNTYORE LOLOLOLOLOL It's A Well known fact that my fellow writer Cloudedwolf is super grammar-conscious (Even when i use capitals at the start of Random Words) so i wrote this to drive her nuts. enjoy! WAR...
