𝙸𝚝𝚣𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖

ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉⁿ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵃⁿᵈᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ

legendaryhair: you know if I were Moses the 10 commandments would be different

liagrande: Moses didn't make the 10 commandments, God did

tomboy: potato potato

evilmaknae: we've had this conversation-

tomboy: POTAYYYYYYTO POTARRRRRTO
tomboy: fucking pig

cherryeong: you know I've never heard anyone say potarto before-

evilmaknae: tell me; what ARE the ten commandments?

legendaryhair: seriously you know what bondage is but you don't know this-

tomboy: 1.
tomboy: 'You shall have no other gods before me'

evilmaknae: shouldn't god be a capital G?

legendaryhair: I feel there should be a capital G

liagrande: 2.
liagrande: 'You shall make no idols'

cherryeong: JYPE you gon Hell

tomboy: sittin in a cell right next to SME and HYBE

evilmaknae: by HYBE you mean Big Hit?

legendaryhair: they changed their name
legendaryhair: dumbasses

cherryeong: 3.
cherryeong: 'You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain'

legendaryhair: dafuk dat supposed ta mean?

liagrande: you should not take God's name in vain??

evilmaknae: what does it mean by vain?

tomboy: ...
tomboy: um... vain..?

legendaryhair: 4.
legendaryhair: 'Keep the Sabbath Day holy'

evilmaknae: "sabbath day"?

tomboy: the Saturday when everyone rests

cherryeong: I could swear it's a Sunday-

liagrande: SEARCH IT UP YA FILTHY FUCK

evilmaknae: 5.
evilmaknae: 'Honour your father and your mother'

cherryeong: FUCKING HOMOPHOBE

tomboy: YOU SAYIN WE CAN'T AHVE TWO MUMMIES OR TWO DADDIES BITCH?!?!?!
tomboy: COS MA KIDS AIN'T GON HAVE A DADDY

evilmaknae: hmm I always imagined you'd be the daddy

cherryeong: oh dear god I HATE the daddy kink

legendaryhair: it's not THAT bad, me and Lia tend to use 'papi' tho

cherryeong: TOO MUCH INFORMATION

tomboy: 'you shall not murder'
tomboy: well... Have I ever done that before?

legendaryhair: all I can say is 2 years ago

liagrande: dance studio

cherryeong: blood splattered all over the walls

evilmaknae: oh yeah that's when you killed my ex gf hyunjin!!

(OKAY I'M SORRY)

tomboy: ahh yeah
tomboy: the sledgehammer I used is framed in my grammas house