Bob is average man. Bob wakes up to his alarm clock blaring and his mom yelling "your late for work. Your 37 I don't need to remind you to go to work" ugh no one understands me thought bob and he brushed toilet water brown hair out of his eyes. He runs downstairs and rolls his green orbs at his mom. Then he then throws a handful of marbles at her as he walks out the door.
He walks in 27 hours late and his boss yells at him. Ugh no one understands me he thought. He pondered over how good his boss would taste if he devoured him. He then walked around saferidmart where he sadly has to work. If his would buy him more food. He stands a the eggplant cheese and banana isle.
"Hey do you know where to find the cheese?"
Bob turns and there is a women who is a women.
"Yeah right there" replies Bob
"What cheese do you recommend for sticking up ones butt?" She asks flirlingly
"Easy cheese. It has a convenient little noozle " bob replied quickly
"Wow. You know a lot about cheese. You free later we should go on a date"
Bob knew it was love at first sight and he argeed
