𝙸𝚝𝚣𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖

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legendaryhair: number uno, un, eins and whatever
legendaryhair: 'thou shalt not go out without make up'

liagrande: oh for the love of God its not the shakespearean times

evilmaknae: wait a minute...
evilmaknae: is it shakespearean because Shakespeare was alive then?

cherryeong: NO SHIT SHERLOCK

legendaryhair: number deux, 'you shalt not put any other idols before Me'

tomboy: 🙄

legendaryhair: wait what's three in German?

cherryeong: drei

legendaryhair: numero drei-

liagrande: mixing Spanish and German ARE WE

legendaryhair: PUTTING ARE WE AT THE END OF A STATEMENT DOESN'T MAKE IT AN INSULT

liagrande: SUCK ON MY DICK

legendaryhair: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

cherryeong: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!

legendaryhair: 3. 'I and only I shall be your ultimate bias'

tomboy: sorry but you're gonna get a lot of rebellions

liagrande: do you know what that word means?

tomboy: OF COURSE I DO

liagrande: then you know it should be rebels not rebellions..?

(sorry I'm kinda making Lia a smartass lmaooo)

legendaryhair: 4
legendaryhair: 'thou must not come near unless off by heart know ITZY's songs'

cherryeong: that's a good one actually

tomboy: you know we could roll with that

evilmaknae: thou must not come near!!

liagrande: WE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD

legendaryhair: number cinq~
legendaryhair: 'never fuck in front of your mummy/ies and/or daddy/ies'

liagrande: OUR KIDS BETTER NOT DO IT IN OUR BED

legendaryhair: which leads me onto 6...
legendaryhair: 'thou will never fuck in my bed'

liagrande: OUR bed

legendaryhair: who knows I might find someone better

liagrande: 🖕

legendaryhair: 7. 'Thou shalt not have less then 100 DIFFERENT items of clothing'

liagrande: number eight...
liagrande: 'Thou shalt have no less then 69 pears of shoes'

evilmaknae: if we're gonna write this on a stone we gotta spell it right

liagrande: oh right sorry I meant shoos

legendaryhair:

tomboy: 9..?

legendaryhair: oh yeah!
legendaryhair: 'thou wilt do whatever I ask'

evilmaknae: seriously?

legendaryhair: does it LOOK like I'm joking?

evilmaknae: let me see...

(evilmaknae logged off)

(evilmaknae logged on)

evilmaknae: nope she not joking

legendaryhair: and last but CERTAINLY not least...

cherryeong: it's like I don't want to know yet I really want to know-

evilmaknae: my eyes are closed-

liagrande: I'm not sure I really wanna see this-

tomboy: pathetic.

legendaryhair: 'Thou must NEVER have sex unless they know the other person's first name'

cherryeong: good thing that's not actually a rule

tomboy: I knew your name when we first fucked right yuna?

evilmaknae: Well you kinda called me yuta but nevermind

liagrande: you told me about that! You learned it a week after we debuted-
liagrande: SHE WAS SIX FUCKING TEEN

evilmaknae: OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE MY OWN DESICIONS

cherryeong: YOU WILL BE IN A FEW YEARS

evilmaknae: