2Shin Texts

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drh65yzfkcprivaterel, You wanted 2shin? Here you go sorry if it's bad lol

tomboy: Yuna we haven't had sex in two months
tomboy: I think my vagina is having a drought

legendaryhair: you know a drought is where somewhere doesn't get enough water right?

(tomboy kicked legendaryhair from the chat)

evilmaknae: I mean we could have sex now but I want to do it when the time feels right

tomboy: ANY TIMES FINE FOR ME

evilmaknae: you have to think right we're always practicing and always doing this and that and at night we need our beauty sleep

tomboy: it would be beauty sleep if we fucked.

evilmaknae: no it wouldn't!! We'd sleep so much because we were so exhausted!!

tomboy: why are you using past tense?!?!

evilmaknae: it's not happening!!

tomboy: I'll use my willy

evilmaknae: ...
evilmaknae: the 10 inch one?

tomboy: no
tomboy: the 12 inch one

evilmaknae: ...
evilmaknae: what time is it?

tomboy: 11 in the morning

evilmaknae: I mean let me check my schedule I could fit an hour in now?

tomboy: but what about dance practice?

evilmaknae: I've practiced a lot

tomboy: oh but I haven't I think I need to go practice

evilmaknae: no you seem good enough

tomboy: but I-

evilmaknae: STOP PLAYING HARD TO GET AND HAVE SEX WITH ME

tomboy: let me check my schedule...

evilmaknae: watch it bitc-

tomboy: nope I seem to be free...
tomboy: for the next 14 years

evilmaknae: how convenient

cherryeong: you guys disgust me

(evilmaknae kicked cherryeong from the chat)

liagrande: MY EYES-

(evilmaknae kicked liagrande from the chat)

tomboy: now shall we?

evilmaknae: such a gentleman!

(tomboy and evilmaknae logged off)

Tee hee my battery on my phone is 69 ehehehehehe

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