cherryeong: you guys I need some advice
evilmaknae: I'll shoot the one advice-
tomboy: we don't quote male idols here
evilmaknae: how many times have you quoted bts???
tomboy: that... Doesn't count
evilmaknae: bish
cherryeong: BACK TO ME!
legendaryhair: ugh what is it
cherryeong: how can, say, someone, get over a, um, massive crush.?
liagrande: CHERRY OH MA GAWD YOU HAVE A CRUS-
(liagrande was muted)
legendaryhair: WHO MUTED MY GF
tomboy: I swear it wasn't me
cherryeong: no why would I
evilmaknae: I didn't!!
(UnknownNumber logged on)
evilmaknae: STRANGER DANGER FLEE
(evilmaknae logged off)
cherryeong: WHO ARE YOU
legendaryhair: WHO'S UNDER THAT MASK
cherryeong: NOT THE RIGHT TIME
UnknownNumber: I'll give you a clue...
UnknownNumber: JE SUIS GOD [BLANK]
(liagrande was unmuted)
legendaryhair: hmmm
tomboy: wait a minute...
cherryeong: je suis is French for I am but the God was in English...
liagrande: AHHHH
liagrande: JE SUIS GOD JIHYO!!!
UnknownNumber: YASSSSS!!!
liagrande: but wait why did you mute me? It's Lia!!
UnknownNumber: oh really I thought legendaryhair was you!!
liagrande: aw stop it xxx
legendaryhair: lia is literally in her username
(UnknownNumber changed their name to 'God Jihyo')
God Jihyo: you guys you want me to bring the rest of my team?
legendaryhair: no than-
liagrande: OOH YES!!!
(evilmaknae logged on)
evilmaknae: ooh new friends!!
legendaryhair: not really new as we knew them already-
(God Jihyo invited 8 people to the chat)
Sana ~ no-sana-no-life
Tzuyu ~ tzuyuyuyu
Momo ~ peachy
Jeongyeon ~ girlcrush
Mina ~ obsessedwithchaeyoung
Nayeon~ bunnysmile
Chaeyoung ~ cutenessoverload (I mean have you SEEN her most recent vlive?!?!)
Dahyun ~ tofu
bunnysmile: JIHYO WE HAVE DISCUSSED THIS IS AM THE TRUE GIRL CRUSH
girlcrush: bitch no
tomboy: hey if anyone's the girl crush its ME
cherryeong: um....
liagrande: well...
legendaryhair: WOULD we say that we ask ourselves...
evilmaknae: OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU GUYS ESPECIALLY YOU MOMO YOUR SO PRETTY CAN WE DATE PLEASE
no-sana-no-life: WOAH WOAH FUCK OFF MY GIRLFRIEND
peachy: I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND?!?!
no-sana-no-life: YES YOU DUMB BITCH
evilmaknae: JUST DUMP HER
tomboy: YUNA WE ARE DATING!!
evilmaknae: NOT ANYMORE I'VE GOT MOMO
no-sana-no-life: I'M COMING TO YOUR DORM TO KILL YOU
God Jihyo: she actually is
liagrande: why don't you stop her?!
God Jihyo: a) Yuna insulted my friend
God Jihyo: 2) Yuna is cheating on Ryujin, and I like Ryujin
tomboy: 🤗
legendaryhair: I mean are we doing letters or numbers-
God Jihyo: and c)-
legendaryhair: back to letters again-
God Jihyo: -I've tried hard enough you have no idea how hard it is to maintain these beasts
tofu: sleep with one eye open bitch-
legendaryhair: finally someone who UNDERSTANDS
obsessedwithchaeyoung: HEY I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH CHAEYOUNG
tzuyuyuyu: ...she says while spooning her
bunnysmile: it's funny I always imagined Chaeyoung would be the big spoon
cutenessoverload: no offence but why were you thinking about that?
bunnysmile: ...
bunnysmile: no reason
no-sana-no-life: I'm on my way!
evilmaknae: SHIT
to be continued...
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Fanfictionso just some stuff of my ALL TIME favourite group itzy, a teeeeeny bit of swearing (ok, ok, a lot) and only a few (thinking around maybe 100 per chapter maybe..?) sexual references, it's really chaotic and crazy and it's only THIS gay... 🏳️🌈🏳️...
