so just some stuff of my ALL TIME favourite group itzy, a teeeeeny bit of swearing (ok, ok, a lot) and only a few (thinking around maybe 100 per chapter maybe..?) sexual references, it's really chaotic and crazy and it's only THIS gay...
🏳️🌈🏳️...
(okay I PROMISE this will be the last twice chapter... For a little while anyway ;) also 2shin will get back together DON'T WORRY)
evilmaknae: Ryujin! Don't break the glass door with a sledgehammer!!
tomboy: don't tell me what to do bitch!
evilmaknae: watch and learn
*yuna steps up to the door and opens it*
evilmaknae: ALWAYS try opening the door before smashing it and sounding the alarms evilmaknae: I talk from experience
tofu: has everyone got their masks on?
no-sana-no-life: yup!
God Jihyo: no no no sana not a disposable face mask...
no-sana-no-life: oh sorry!
*opens bag and pulls out hot pink glittery face mask*
no-sana-no-life: better?
cutenessoverload: no you have to wear one of these black ones, dummy
legendaryhair: OH HELL NO DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO DO MY MAKE-UP THIS MORNING???
cherryeong: Yeji, put it on
legendaryhair: no
liagrande: stop being a spoilt brat
girlcrush: and your make up isn't even that good!!
legendaryhair: OH BITCH YOU THINK YOU LOOK ANY BETTER YOU FUGLY SNAKE
girlcrush: HISS HISS BITCH
bunnysmile: ok we are in!! Empty the cash register Tzuyu- bunnysmile: WHY THE HECK HAVE YOU GOT A WITCHES HAT ON
tzuyuyuyu: I was in the store and they'd ran out of black masks so they suggested I wore this! tzuyuyuyu: I TRIED telling them it was for a Bank Robbery but they just laughed!!
God Jihyo: come on if this is gonna work we gotta be QUITE and EFFICIENT
cherryeong: OKAY cherryeong: I'm out
liagrande: CHAERYEONG!
cutenessoverload: well that proves who the better chae is
cherryeong: BITCH YOU WANNA FIGHT
tomboy: KEEP IT DOWN
evilmaknae: YEAH RIP EACH OTHERS HEADS OFF WHEN WE GET HOME
peachy: right what's my job?
God Jihyo: um.... Let me look at my list...
legendaryhair: gurl you made a LIST?!?!
God Jihyo: You and Yeji will be the pretty ones
legendaryhair: why thank you
peachy: oh STOP IT ;))
no-sana-no-life: HEY I AM FAR HOTTER THEN YEJI
legendaryhair:
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legendaryhair: DAMN YOU ARE HOT
no-sana-no-life: 😏
obsessedwithchaeyoung: quickly change positions so sana is instead of momo
momo: but I'm hotter then her!!
no-sana-no-life: no offence but you ain't I mean if you look at that ass
evilmaknae: why are they texting in japanese?
cutenessoverload: because there japanese
tofu: yeah and they do this all the time
cherryeong: shit we've been spotted!!
no-sana-no-life: you ready momo and yeji?
peachy: yeah bitch
legendaryhair: heck yeah
*they walk over to the security*
girlcrush: quickly!! Get as much in as you can fit!!
evilmaknae: that's what she said-
tomboy: hurry the sirens are on!!
no-sana-no-life: he didn't even look at my cleavage!!
legendaryhair: nor did he look at my ass!
peachy: or my hair swish!!
God Jihyo: everybody run!!
evilmaknae: noooo-
(evilmaknae logged off)
(okay because this was requested even though I ain't actually sure if they were serious anywho...)
tomboy: YUNA!!!
(tomboy logged off)
cherryeong: Well it looks like 2shins back together
cutenessoverload: it also looks like yuna's dying
God Jihyo: leave it to me
(GodJihyo logged off)
liagrande: is it just me of is Jihyo actually a God???
obsessedwithchaeyoung: nope, she is an actual God
cherryeong: no wtf r u doing do mouth to mouth or press on her chest or whatever!!
