INSPIRED BY AN EPISODE OF F.R.I.E.N.D.S
ALWAYS WANTED TO TYPE THAT WITH THE D.O.T.S
CELEBRATING 35 FOLLOWS OOH YEAH
GO ME GO ME
LMAO
DIS FEATURES YERI RED VELVET
COS I FEEL RV ARE GETTING A LIL NEGLECTED NOW AESPA IS HERE
DON'T JUDGE ME FOR THIS BUT I REALLY FEEL AESPA IS A RIP OFF OF BLACKPINK
JUST NOT AS GOOD XD
NO OFFENCE WINTER'S HIGH NOTES HURT MY HEAD IN SAVAGE A LIL BIT. I THINK THE PRODUCERS SHOULD TURN IT DOWN A LITTLE
ANYGAY
TO THIS... THING
TOODLE-OO
BTDUBBS
FOR THIS CHAPTER COS IM IN A CRAZY MOOD EVRYTHIN GONA BE IN CAPS
COS I CAN
YERI: HI GUYS
LEGENDARYHAIR: HAI
LEGENDARYHAIR: HOWS WENDY, JOY, UM, WAIT NO I KNOW, UH, UM IRENE AND SEULGI
YERI: THEY'RE GREAT!
(CHERRYEONG LOGGED ON)
CHERRYEONG: UM HEY YERI
CHERRYEONG: UHHH THERE'S SOMTHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU A WHILE... 👉🏻 👈🏻
YERI: OKAY SURE..?
CHERRYEONG: I WAS WONDERING...
CHERRYEONG: IF MAYBE YOU'D BE MY SAFETY WIFE
YERI: SAFETY WIFE??!?!
CHERRYEONG: YEAH
CHERRYEONG: IF WE AREN'T MARRIED BY 40 WE GET TOGETHER
YERI: AND WHY WON'T I BE MARRIED BY 40?!?!
CHERRYEONG: PFFT IDK YOU TELL ME
YERI: AM I, LIKE, UNMARRYABLE OR SOMETHING?!?!
LIAGRANDE: IS THAT A WORD-
EVILMAKNAE: UM I THINK IT MIGHT BE BUT JUST NOT SPELT LIKE THAT-
CHERRYEONG: NO I'M SAYING, LIKE, HYPOTHETICALLY
YERI: OKAY HYPOTHETICALLY WHY WON'T I BE THE FUCK MARRIED BY 40?!?!
CHERRYEONG: JEEZ WHY DAFUK YOU ASKING ME YOU'RE THE ONE NOT MARRIED
YERI: DID YOU JUST, LIKE, INVITE ME HERE TO INSULT ME?!?!?
CHERRYEONG: NO I WANTED YOU TO BE MY SAFETY WIFE!!
CHERRYEONG: DID I NOT MENTION THAT?!?!?!
YERI: MAYBE ONE TIME TOO MANY
CHERRYEONG: LOOK IF WE'RE 40 AND SINGLE-
YERI: I'M SINGLE AND NOT MARRIED?!?!
CHERRYEONG: PLEASE LET ME FINISH!!!!
YERI: ALRIGHT GO ON THEN IF YOU MUST
CHERRYEONG: IF WE'RE 40 AND SINGLE-
YERI: BITCH-
CHERRYEONG: -AND HAVE NO KIDS-
YERI: I'M NOT MARRIED, I'M SINGLE, AND I HAVE NO KIDS!!
YERI: I DON'T EVEN WANT KIDS!!!!
CHERRYEONG: WELL SCRAP THAT LAST BIT THEN
YERI: SCRAP EVERYTHING IN FUCKING GENERAL I AM NOT BEING YOUR SAFETY WIFE!!
YERI: IT'S LIKE BEING GODAMN MOTHERFUCKING SAFETY GOGGLES
TOMBOY: WOAH WOAH DON'T BRING THE SAFETY GOGGLES INTO THIS
EVILMAKNAE: STOP SAFETY GOGGLES ABUSE PEOPLE
CHERRYONG: LOOK YERI PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU
LIAGRANDE: TUT TUT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS
LEGENDARYHAIR: HONESTLY CHAER YOU SHOULD JUST GET SOMEONE OFF THE STREET
LEGENDARYHAIR: THEY'D GET USED TO THE SMELL EVENTUALLY
CHERRYEONG: RUDE.
CHERRYEONG: I THOUGHT IT COULD BE SPECIAL IF WE GOT TOGETHER
YERI: PFFT SUCK ON MY WILLY
(YERI LEFT)
CHERRYEONG: WISH I HAD THE CHANCE TO
LIAGRANDE: FUCKING HELL CHAERYEONG YOU'RE RUINING ALL OUR CONNECTIONS WITH OTHER IDOLS
LIAGRANDE: THE BOYZ WON'T EVEN BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS US AFTER YOU ABUSED-
CHERRYEONG: WE'LL SPEAK NO MORE OF AND GOODBYE AU REVOIR ADIOS!!
(CONNECTION HAS BEEN LOST)
YOU ARE READING
𝙸𝚝𝚣𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖
Fanfictionso just some stuff of my ALL TIME favourite group itzy, a teeeeeny bit of swearing (ok, ok, a lot) and only a few (thinking around maybe 100 per chapter maybe..?) sexual references, it's really chaotic and crazy and it's only THIS gay... 🏳️🌈🏳️...
