legendaryhair: I feel so depressed after breaking my leg
cherryeong: not my fault you took "break a leg" so literally
legendaryhair: seriously though, I don't mean to be dramatic but-
*looks dramatically off into the distance*
legendaryhair: that near-death experience has made me realise just how much every second counts
legendaryhair: why, thank you.
tomboy: I honestly believe you should take up acting
legendaryhair: aww bless you
tomboy: I didn't sneeze (my friend said this to me lol)
legendaryhair: I wonder, what will be on my tombstone?
liagrande: you aren't gonna be cremated?
legendaryhair: NO WAY IS SOMEONE BURNING THIS
legendaryhair: HOURS, DAYS, MAYBE EVEN WEEKS OF TIME AND EFFORT HAVE GONE INTO JUST MY HAIR ALONE
evilmaknae: well isn't it just slightly better then rotting in a box?
liagrande: I thought maybe when we had both died we could mix our ashes together and sprinkle it somewhere meaningful and special
cherryeong: I recommend the 4th cubicle in the loos in the dance studio. Meaningful to you because you make babies there so often
tomboy: oh my imagine having a baby every time you had sex
evilmaknae: we'd be on 40
legendaryhair: well WE'D be on 50
evilmaknae: WE'D BE ON 70
liagrande: oh for the love of God!!
legendaryhair: what will be said about me at the funeral?
tomboy: ...
evilmaknae: uhhh
cherryeong: Hwang Yeji, she was such a... umm, a...
liagrande: lovely..?
tomboy: but was she really?
liagrande: beautiful??
evilmaknae: oh she really was
legendaryhair: YOU KNOW I'M NOT ACTUALLY DEAD RIGHT
liagrande: yes yes of course don't get your knickers in a twist
legendaryhair: I ain't wearing knickers
cherryeong: SERIOUSLY HOW HARD IS IT TO KEEP THINGS TO YOURSELF
evilmaknae: you didn't like it when I KEPT Daddy Pig to myself
tomboy: OH. MY GOD.
tomboy: YOU STILL HAVE A PEPPA PIG TOY?!?!
evilmaknae: well no not anymore
tomboy: thank the Lor-
evilmaknae: Chaer stole him from me!
cherryeong: you know what they say Karma's a bitch
evilmaknae: and so are you
liagrande: no one says that though
evilmaknae: 👏
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𝙸𝚝𝚣𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖
Fanfictionso just some stuff of my ALL TIME favourite group itzy, a teeeeeny bit of swearing (ok, ok, a lot) and only a few (thinking around maybe 100 per chapter maybe..?) sexual references, it's really chaotic and crazy and it's only THIS gay... 🏳️🌈🏳️...
