Kidnapped By Weezer: An Unlikely Love Story

Prologue

I awoke to six meaty fingers gently caressing my shoulder. 

"You're awake. Finally" Wheezer says. 

He removed his hand and I felt the familiar feeling of the six digest. 

"Where am I" I inquired. 

I didn't ask who he was because I would know that sweet sweet old man with the nice 6 fingers anywhere. 

He ignored my question and asked "how did u sleep". 

I didn't know how to respond so I just stared into the eyes of my six fingered true love. 

His eyes sparkled like sun and I got lost in them. I could stare and him and his beautiful, skilled six digits all day. 

His six fingers grabbed my by the shoulders as he said "I'm so glad you're finally here". 

That was the moment I knew my insignificant five fingered life was changed forever.