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haknyeon changed the chat name to "christmas bitches"

jacob: we leave for two days and all of a sudden everyone is dating?

chanhee: absolutely not

kevin: then what's going on between you all? and why weren't jacob and i invited? 🤨

sangyeon: you wanted to be apart of that monstrosity?

kevin: uh yeah? you cant spell monstrosity without moonbae

sunwoo: yes you can?

jacob: shut up 😭 but yeah i feel left out

changmin: it's weird here, just flirt with a someone ( sangyeon is a popular candidate) and boom, you've joined the monstrosity

jacob: hmm, younghoon you look nice

younghoon: aw thank you 🥲 but is this your flirting attempt? bc it sucks jfshkfd

jacob: i changed my mind, you look horrible

younghoon: HUH

jacob: what's considered flirting then?

changmin: don't worry, your flirting was cute

kevin: my turn my turn

kevin: hey haknyeon can i have a piece of that ass

haknyeon: WTF

sunwoo: NAURR GTFO KEVIN

kevin: I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT YALL DO??

sunwoo: IDC IDC STAY AWAY

kevin: this is sick

eric: OKAY OKAY i've been watching some yt videos and i think i'm set to cook for christmas

chanhee: and i think you have lost your mind

kevin: that turkey from thanksgiving was poisonous i'm telling ya.

eric: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TURKEY

changmin: sure but you have to understand that you are not cooking for christmas

eric: man 🤧

younghoon: we should go to a ski resort for christmas

hyunjae: who has the money for that shit

chanhee: i feel that we forget that juyeon is literally rich too often

juyeon: i forget too tbh

juyeon: but sure i can pay for the trip

jacob: there's a catch, isn't it

juyeon: what? of course not, i just want to do something for my lovely friends

sunwoo: gosh this bitch is gay

juyeon: WHAT

sangyeon: that's nice of you juyeon, i taught you well

hyunjae: you didn't teach him anything wdym

sangyeon: do you have to speak every time i do

hyunjae: uh yeah 🙄

kevin: just kiss already

hyunjae: that's what i'm trying to do, but he keeps playing hard to get

sangyeon: you all are idiots

eric: your idiots? 😢

sangyeon: absolutely not

1:35am

sunwoo: i dmed you all my christmas list btw

sangyeon: stfu and go to sleep

sunwoo: but my list-

sangyeon: if you don't go to sleep, you not getting shit for christmas

sunwoo: damn ok then

soooo i hope everyone is well, this year is coming to an end so i wish everyone reading this has a good 2022. this year was pretty depressing for me, so i hope next year is better.