Reporter: Comedy Media A-Z me Aap Sabka Isteqbal karta hun mera naam Akbar Ali the Best Reporter hai
ajj my Tumna ayesi Hasti si Milatun, jo Bhot Kato Bhot zyada Famous nai hain, Inku kose bi Introduction ki Zaroorat Bhot hai, ki kato Lokan kon bi Pachhantene inku
to Tumare sabke Samne Hazir hai Mr. Jameel Bhikari
Reporter: to Jameel Bhikari sab, Sabsi paile Hamari Janta ku bolo, tumara naam Bhikari kayse Pada
Jameel bhikari: Reporter sab Ye bhot badi lambi kahani hai
Reporter: Rail ke Raste Watti lambi kiki???
Jameel bhikari: nai ji Watti lambi bi nai, Lekin Lambi hai, Mun muchle ko Suno abb Disturb karo nakko maje, Hamare Abba ki Shadi ke time po Hamare Dada Beti dekhne gay the, Jaako whan Hamna Beete ka Palang hona, Beete ka Sandakh hona, Atlas Cycle hona karko Bole zez me, Hamare ammi Zara kaale athe na, Hamare Nana rhande karko maanle, Hamare Nana ku Puchhe kiskyan diya beti karko, Hamare Nana konki haiba Akram Bhikari karko naam rakhdale, Poore bi och Pukarna shuru kardale Bhikari Bhikari karko, Hamare Abba kubi och Pukartin so Ameer Bhikari karko
Akbar Ali: Bhikari karko ki Pukare so tumare Nana,
Jameel Bhikari: Dahej mange na ji Bhikari mange sarka usti pukare so
Akbar Ali: Abb jo tume Bhot badi Bezzati wale kaam karena Uske bareme kuch Bolo
Jameel Bhikari: My Sukh Sukhlya tha
Akbar Ali: Sukh kato
Jameel Bhikari: Sukh Kato malum nai tumna, Konsa Jahil Reporter banaya so ji tumna
Akbar Ali: Aye Bhikari Maje malum ji Sukh kato, Janta ku Malum honana
Jameel Bhikari: Bewakhuf tume hain so, Janta nahein Unku malum Sukh kato, Mannat karko, Hamare Abba 2 Shadiyan hue 1 1 Ammi Hamari 1500000 rupay zez leleko aye, Abek hue to Abek 150000 aye to Lawari Kutte ke Bachan ki Gand ku Haggis pinatun karko Sukh sukhlya tha usti Pinaya so
Akbar Ali: Tumare Bhaiyan kubi Pinay rhinga
Jameel Bhikari: Aye Kayse baatan kartin ji tume, Hamare Bhaiyan kya kutte ke Bache kiji
Akbar Ali: Maaf karo ji Baatan baatan me Sach nikilga so mun si
Jameel Bhikari: 350000 ke Haggis pinaya ji my Kutte ke Bachan ku
Akbar Ali: 350000 ke??? Abbi 100000 kya kare
Jameel Bhikari: Beparda Kuttiyan ku Burkhe dilaya ji
Akbar Ali: O paise dusre kaam kubi istemal karsakte the tume, och kaam ku ki Istemal kare
Jameel Bhikari: Aji Dehej ke paise ji o, Kutta jhooti Handi chaatna bi 1ch, Dahej me aatina o Shattal me Khana khana bi 1ch
Akbar Ali: Kutte ke Bachan ku Haggis pinayna tau, Kutte Peet lagene tumna???
Jameel Bhikari: Peet lage ji, lekin Ammi ke Paisyan ka Sawal atha usti, Kose kutte bi nai so time po gay theso
Akbar Ali: abb waqt hai Chhote se Break ka
