IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS

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Y/N: no

Y/N: nobody say it

Y/N: do-

Unstable: HAPPY EASTER.

Y/N: it's... December

Unstable: I KNOW. YOU DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO SAY IT SO I SAID DIFFERENT INSTEAD

Scary: Good God. Merry Christm-

Y/N: y'know, im NOT surprised YOU said it. you annoy me on purpose.

Scary: i didn't ask

Y/N: ok

Y/N: Merry Christmas lol

Y/N: and, i know at least one of you all got me something

Y/N: precisely, YOU.

Great: man.

Great: Well, yes. I did.

Y/N: I'm not surprised. I AM your favorite after all 😼😼

Great: I don't do favoritism.

Y/N: well now you do

Y/N: alright, hand it over

Great: ok

Y/N: awww it's all fancy and everything. too bad im gonna have to rip it apart to get it open

Great: what.

Y/N: um. what the fuck is this.

Great: A Chuck E Cheese gift card. Although I have no idea what that is. But I heard that human children love that place.

Y/N: I... you.

Great: Me?

Y/N: go fuck yourself and then kill yourself

Macabre: Aaanndddd... she's going.

Great: Did she not like that? Someone please tell me.

Scary: By the looks of it, she fucking hated it.

Great: man.

Great: I had another thing for her.

Macabre: What is it? I can bring it to her.

Great: It was a toothbrush. Her breath smells feral. Ever since she got here, she has not been working on oral hygiene.

Macabre: What...

Scary: Supreme Leader, with all due respect, maybe you shouldn't give it to her... that might cause her to get even angrier.

Great: Scary, come here.

Scary: Yeah no lol I'm good. I don't need you taking my limbs like how you did Unpredictable and Emotionless.

Unpredictable: I don't feel all that mad about it anymore. This is a nice upgrade.

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