𝙸𝚝𝚣𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖

☾︎𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎☽︎

Omggg guys i am sooo sorry i haven't updated in forever i don't even know why i'm just so unmotivated if you get me anygay i hope this makes up for it!! <3

evilmaknae: LIA
evilmaknae: LIAAAAA

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evilmaknae: WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE I JUST KNOCKED OVER THE CHRISTMAS TREE AND OH DEAR THE TINSEL HAS SCATTERED EVERYWHERE THE GLASS IS SMASHED-

liagrande: WHAT WHERE YUNA WHAT THE FU-

evilmaknae: Well THAT got your attention
evilmaknae: now-

liagrande: you lying snake-

evilmaknae: LET ME SPEAK OR I WILL WRECK THE TREE
evilmaknae: DON'T THINK I WON'T

liagrande: fine but HURRY UP

evilmaknae: alright alright no need to get your knickers in a twist honestly
evilmaknae: so. I want a pet.

liagrande: that didn't work out so well last time

legendaryhair: bite me bitch

evilmaknae: come on pleasssseeee

liagrande: how about we do this as a deal-

evilmaknae: OH FOR THE LAST TIME I DO NOT WANT FISH!

liagrande: absolutely, what I call, ungrateful
liagrande: we are not getting a cat or a dog

evilmaknae: lion

liagrande: NO

evilmaknae: wolf

liagrande: NO!!

evilmaknae: how about...
evilmaknae: a cheetah!!!

legendaryhair: we don't need anymore cheats in this household

liagrande: coming from you

legendaryhair: suck a willy

liagrande: I'M A LESBIAN BITCH

legendaryhair: SAME

cherryeong: do you think there are such things as lesbian cats?

tomboy: ...

liagrande: ...

legendaryhair: MY cat was gay for me

liagrande: YOUR cat was a BOY

legendaryhair: he was TRANS

liagrande: I don't know what to make of you sometimes

tomboy: do you guys ever play this game where you look at a girl group and their ships and try to figure out who's the dominant one?

evilmaknae: ...

legendaryhair: ...

liagrande: no...

cherryeong: nah I just do it with boy groups

tomboy: OMG SAME

cherryeong: it's like, taeyong and Jaehyun, defo jaehyun-

tomboy: mhm

cherryeong: but Johnny and Jaehyun... Defo johnny!

legendaryhair: this conversation has got weird I don't wanna be here anymore

evilmaknae: I WANT A PET

liagrande: AND I WANT SOME SLEEP BUT WE CAN'T ALL GET WHAT WE WANT

tomboy: I wonder out of Yeji and Lia who is the dominant one?

liagrande: holy fuck ryujin don't you fucking dare-

cherryeong: defo yeji

evilmaknae: I would've said Lia tbh

legendaryhair: nope. Its me.

liagrande: OH SHUT YOUR SMUG PIE HOLE

legendaryhair: she tried to be the dominant one once, but she couldn't-

(liagrande muted legendaryhair)

liagrande: HAPPY NEW YEAR SUCH FUN

(liagrande logged off)

tomboy: I'll have to ask Yeji about that one later

evilmaknae: lol

cherryeong: defo Ryujin

evilmaknae: fuck off

tomboy: 👍

I'm a day late but HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! ❤️✨❤️🎊🎉🎊🎉✨❤️✨❤️