A story about having to take a shit at your friends house

Um

I'm at my friends house
I had pizza
And chocolate
And fries
And a lot idfk
I need to take a shit
The bathroom door doesn't close
The door doesn't close
Right, he told me someone broke it
While drunk
Duh
I'm not taking a shit with the door open
It's wide open
I ask for scews and a hammer
I can fix this
I'm gay I mean come on
He says he doesn't have one
I don't feel good
I have to shit
But the door doesn't close
Thats awkard
I'm not taking a shit with the door open
Hold It
Fart
That's embarrassing
Go upstairs he says
But his parents will now
Hold it
And hope u don't shit yourself while getting drunk later
He says we can go play the Xbox upstairs so u can take a shit without his parents realizing
You go
Issa nice poo
You hear him say something about embarresment to his parents
Damn
He told them
Why
Did he tho
Idk
Who cares
You took a shit
The door is still broken
It's gone suck at next weeks New Years party
Oh Well
Your writing this while drunk
And the friend is reading a fanfic you wrote together about a friend of yours and the grinch
Wtf
Good night <3