One day as Deku entered UA High his bully, Bakagou (Kachan) pushed him into a locker, "Kachan! Wut r u dooing?/!?:!:!!" "Today's the day I'm gonna kwuell u 😊" "H-huh wdym" "IM GONNA KILL YOU DUH, YOUR NAME REALLY MATCHES U YK" (because he said "deku sounds like the name of a loser!") this made deku cry but kachan didnt care. when deku went to the bathroom, kachan followed him. he shoved dekus head in the toilet, attempted murder. then he tried to push deku off the school roof, and tried to run him over. but for some reason, HE JUST WOULDNT DIE 😡😡😡 this made kachan very very angey, he would get to the bottom of this. "DEKU, HOW ARE YOU NOT DYING?!" "h-huh" (xiao music starts playing, if you wake up to a knife at your throat doodoo do doo doo doo doooooo) anyways. "I ASKED HOW ARE YOU NOT DYING?!" kachan demanded. "oh, its simple, im using john leez shield lol" "GRRERRRE RUUFF RUFFF HOW DARE YOU," *snaches john lez shewld* "nOOooOOoOoOoOOo!" deku screamed. then kachan attempts to murder deku with a knife at his throat and he succeeds (yay everybody cheers).
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this story is so wholesome and amazing 😁 i enjoyed making it, i hope this made you very happy
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kachan x deku 🥺 (oneshot)
Humora kachan x deku story (tw very wholesome and cute) just about kachan trying to kill deku to prove how much he cares about deku
