𝙸𝚝𝚣𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖

꧁•⊹٭𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚊𝚕٭⊹•꧂

legendaryhair: ehem
legendaryhair: lia, may we text privately?

liagrande: sure!

legendaryhair: okay so I have something to ask you-

(evilmaknae logged on)

evilmaknae: COME ON SEXY BACK-

(tomboy logged on)

tomboy: she's had one too many chocolate liquors-

(tomboy and evilmaknae logged off)

liagrande: so um yeah what do you wanna ask me?

legendaryhair: so I was just wondering, as you do, and I thought, well, if we could get marr-

(cherryeong logged on)

cherryeong: FIRE FIRE EVERYONE FIRE

(cherryeong @all members)

cherryeong: GUYS THERE'S A FIRE!!!

liagrande: OH MY GOD WHERE?!?!?!

cherryeong: IN THE LIVING ROOM

liagrande: CHAERYEONG FOR THE LOVE OF JIHYO THERE'S A FIRE ON THE TV

cherryeong: BUT IT'S IN CANADA!!

liagrande: BUT ITS NOT HERE!

cherryeong: I NEVER SAID IT WAS!!!

legendaryhair: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

(evilmaknae logged on)

legendaryhair: so I was gonna say-

evilmaknae: Lia I love you

liagrande: ...
liagrande: ok
liagrande: I love lasagna
liagrande: you don't hear me talking about how much I love lasagna

(RECOGNISE THIS??? DO YA???? DO YA????)

evilmaknae: I WANT A PUPPY

liagrande: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

(cherryeong muted liagrande)

legendaryhair: OH FOR FUCKING FUCKS FUCKY FUCK SAKE FUCK FUCK

cherryeong: SHE WAS GONNA KEEP GOING
cherryeong: PLUS SHE'S A HEARTLESS MOTHERFUCKER SHE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE FIRES IN CANADA

legendaryhair: SOMEBODY KILL ME SERIOUSLY

evilmaknae: wait really?
evilmaknae: you're giving us permission???
evilmaknae: for real?????

legendaryhair: OF COURSE NOT YOU ANNOYING SHIT

(legendaryhair unmuted liagrande)

legendaryhair: NOW WOULD YOU GUYS PLEASE LET ME DO THE THING I'VE WANTED TO DO EVER SINCE I LAID EYES OF LIA

tomboy: DON'T LIE I KNOW YOU'VE HAD SEX

legendaryhair: SOMETHING ELSE JESUS NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEX YA KNOW!!

cherryeong: yeah but let's be honest, the majority of stuff is

liagrande: OH MY GOD YEJI