Sarah fisher as tegan cooper
Drew starkey as himself
Lera ; are u ready to go
Tegan : are u sure u want to go out u just got broken up with and your already pretty drunk
Lera : i need to get wasted and get under someone so yes i am now lets go
Tegan; lera
Lera ; don't lera me come on
Tegan ; okWe walk out the door
Tegan ; shouldn't we order an uber
Lera ; i got loads of energy so were walking i don't live far from the night club
Tegan : oh dear god
Lera ; get over itShe jumps ahead and i shake my head
Tegan ; I'm not carrying u home and please no injures i can see u stacking it on the floor right now and then spending my night in an emergency room
Lera : your the clumsy one if anything it will be your fault if we end up in the emergency room
Tegan: ok
Lera ; invite timo hes hot
Tegan: timo has plans tonight
Lera ; oh thats sad hes hot and i would so ya know
Tegan : yes I'm awear what u would do
Lera : we go out soon with timo
Tegan ; i will drag timo out soon
Lera ; yayy hes so hot
Tegan: u think everyone is hot
Lera : true but men are hot
Tegan : timo is far from a man
Lera ; you've known him years u still see him as that child i think the same about all my friends I've known since i was a kid .
Tegan : ok
Lera : i dunno what I'm saying oh well lets get fuckedWe carry on walking ans we get to the night club and we go up to the bar getting a drink
Lera ; so who is my target tonight
I let out a little laugh
Tegan: how about we dance and see who approaches u cause that happens we will be dancing then some guy comes up behind u and u start grinding
Lera; but i pushed them off because i had a boyfriend but now I'm single so lets danceShe grabs my hand and we start dancing and it didn't take long before some guy came over and started dancing with lera and she goes off with him so i go to the bathroom and i do my business and i walk out the stall .
Girl : excuse me my friends currently throwing up can u please get a bottle of water
Tegan : yh
Girl ; thank uI walk out and i go up to the bar getting a bottle of water and i get myself another drink i go back to the bathroom
Tegan : water
Girl ; thank u
Tegan : hope shes ok
Girl; she will be thanks
Tegan: yhI walk out and i almost bump into someone
Tegan : sorry
Guy : its fine nothing happend I'm sorry i walked in front of u so I'm sorry
Tegan: its all good no accident happend and i didn't spill my drink see we would have a problem if i spilt my drinkHe starts laughing
Guy : well good thing your drink didn't go anywhere then cause i might not know u but i don't want a problem with anyone even if I'll never see u again
Tegan: well we goood
Guy : good...i know u have a drink but can i get u a drink
Tegan : yh okWe over to the bar and i finish my drink off and he orders me a drink
Tegan : thank u
Guy : what the fuck have i orderd this is disgusting
Tegan: i don't know u said surprise me to the bar tender
Guy ; regret
Tegan; is that bad
Guy ; worst thing I've had in my lifeHe hands me his drink and i try it
Tegan : thats a long island iced tea
Guy : no wonder i don't like it i don't like them
Tegan: no i personally don't like them either
Guy ; just gonna down it I've lost my friends so i can't palm this off to them and i can't waste it
Tegan ; never waste alcohol
Guy : exactly...are u here with friends
Tegan ; i was she left me to get some which i knew she would do cause she said she was why did i agree to come out i could have been in my bed comfortable. And I'm rambling I'm sorry
Guy ; no its all good
Tegan ; where are your friends
Guy ; i lost them ages agoWe both start laughing
Guy ; I'm not sober ok I've searched for them and i called them ans messaged and heard nothing back
Tegan : guess were both loners for this minute
Guy ; we have each other
Tegan; unless i leave u nowI step back and he grabs my hand pulling me back
Tegan : nah I'm styaing cause then i will look like a loner
Guy ; oh i see your useing me
Tegan ; yes i am
Guy : so rude
Tegan: i sincerely apologiseI step closer to him and he puts his hand on my lower back pulling me into him
Tegan ; I'm not useing u I'm very much enjoying your company right now
Guy : I'm enjoying yours
Tegan ; goodI look up at him
Girl : dude we have been looking around for u
Guy ; been here
Girl : sorry if I'm interrupting anything
Tegan ; no not interrupting anything I'll leave u beI shake my head and i walk off and i feel someone grab me and i turn around
Tegan : your back
He pulls me into the mens bathroom and he looks around the stalls and i could finally see his face properly and he was cute
Tegan ; in here
Guy : tegan cooper
Tegan ; um yh how do u know that
Guy ; I'm drew starkey
Tegan ; is that meant to mean something
Guy ; is sister tally
Tegan ; ok kinda getting creeped out
Drew ; no no don't i went to school with your sister in north Carolina and we met when we were kids
Tegan; i don't rember u i was 3 when i left north Carolina
Drew ; yh
Tegan : i think we should leave the bathroomsI walk out and he follows
Tegan: I'm gonna go
He nods his head
Tegan : bye
Drew : byeI walk out the club and i order uber which takes me home
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