Slayers (On Crack)

My butthole burns with the flames of dried shit and piss as I walk around this hellhole.
I can smell it in the air.
No..
It can't be..
Piss.
The urge to run away creeps up inside my heart, but I know what I must do.
I start taking a diarrhea on the ground,my body shaking from the pain and pressure.
I eventually catch on fire, leaving this wretched place.

please don't ask I made this because I was bored and wanted to make my friends laugh LMAO