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023

the backyardigans

hakablo: hyunjoon you bitch you never came to visit!

hyunrone: SORRY 😣 I GOT INVITED TO SPEND THE HOLIDAYS WITH MY NEW FRIEND

sunsha: you mean the friend who you always post on your story going on dates with?

eristin: y'all are so cute btw 🥺

hyunrone: WE DONT GO ON DATES?!($$!&

hakablo: yeah sureee

hakablo: BUT STILL I MISS YOU WHORE

hyunrone: ILL VISIT FOR SPRING BREAK AND I MEAN IT

hakablo: you better 😡

hyunrone: anyway, how are you guys?

eristin: standard college druggie business, yk the norm

hakablo: he's speaking for himself and himself alone.

sunsha: i'm so close to dropping out

hakablo: the school is probably so close to kicking you out with those horrendous grades

sunsha: THIS IS BULLYING

hakablo: i've been devising a plan to destroy the world

hyunrone: so the norm

hakablo: yep

eristin: i fear being friends with you people sometimes

hyunrone: you're one to talk

hyunrone: so how are you guy's love lives going?

hakablo: nonexistent, AND ITS VALENTINES TOO

sunsha: i told you to be my valentines but noo you said you'd feed me to a pack of hyenas on drugs😒

eristin: BDSJSK HYENAS ON DRUGS?!?

hakablo: YOU SAID THE ONLY THING YOU COULD AFFORD WAS HALF A BAG OF M&M'S AND A PENCIL, AS IF I WOULD BE YOUR VALENTINES

hyunrone: HALF A BAG?$:&:8

sunsha: ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS??

hakablo: NO FUCK YOU

eristin: juyeon gave me a teddy bear and chocolates 😋😋 🍫

sunsha: we don't care

eristin: don't be bitter bc i actually have a valentines and your bitchass doesn't

sunsha: hate it here

hakablo: life isn't fair, even hyunjoon has a valentines

hyunrone: yep, my friend gave me 3 bouquets, a huge teddy bear and a big box of chocolates

sunsha: yeah "friend"

hakablo: sunwoo you better go to a store and buy me a teddy bear right now

sunsha: i only have $50 in my bank account

hakablo: your point? go get me valentines presents

sunsha: does this mean you'll be my valentines?

hakablo: fine 😒😒

happy valentine's day lovely's