evilmaknae: I just had the GREATEST IDEA!
cherryeong: you did?
legendaryhair: she's finally actually considering drowning herself in a toilet bowl?
tomboy: HEYYY THATS MY GF
tomboy: tho if she does kill herself lia you owe me 70 quid
evilmaknae: GUYSSS!!
evilmaknae: lets replace great song lyrics with other words!
cherryeong: YOU AINT NOT THE FIRST ONE TO CUM UP WITH THAT
legendaryhair: THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SPELL COME IN THIS SITUATION CHAERYEONG
cherryeong: are you sure about that?
(cherryeong sends an image)
tomboy: WOAH WOAH
liagrande: MY EYES MY EYES
legendaryhair: WE BELIEVED YOU OKAY THERE WAS NO NEED TO SEND A PICTURE OF THAT - THAT - THAT-
evilmaknae: wait a minute...
evilmaknae: it's blurred out..?
liagrande: yes I made your Gmail account a kids one
liagrande: google thinks you're 6
evilmaknae: 😒
legendaryhair: NYAHAHAHAHA
liagrande: Google thinks you're 15, I'll be getting a notification about this later
legendaryhair: SO THAT'S WHY I CAN'T DOWNLOAD BITLIFE
evilmaknae: OR CATLIFE
cherryeong: OR DOGLIFE
tomboy: goodness gracious what's next?
tomboy: "snakelife"?
tomboy: EXPERIENCE HAVING YOUR SKIN RIPPED OFF AND BE USED FOR A RICH BITCHES COAT
evilmaknae: back to my idea please?
liagrande: well what song you wanna do?
tomboy: CANDY DOJA CAT
legendaryhair: SHE'S JUST LIKE CANDYYYY SHE SO SWWEEET-
cherryeong: NEW LYRICS NOT OLD LYRICS
liagrande: um idk
evilmaknae: well that doesn't sound very good does it?
evilmaknae: ummm idkayyyy, ideekayyy...
evilmaknae: hmm it could actually
liagrande: so stupid
evilmaknae: no that definitely wouldn't work
liagrande: I am at the end of my stick with you-
evilmaknae: that wouldn't work eithe-
(liagrande muted evilmaknae)
liagrande: I don't know how you have sex with that annoying lil bitch
cherryeong: well, I have to make do with the options I have, and there aren't many
liagrande: ...
tomboy: yeah I mean-
tomboy: wait WHAT
(legendaryhair unmuted evilmaknae)
evilmaknae: HOW DARE YOU MUTE THE BEST MEMBER OF ITZY
tomboy: I WASN'T MUTED
legendaryhair: YO I AM THE BEST
YOU ARE READING
𝙸𝚝𝚣𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖
Fanfictionso just some stuff of my ALL TIME favourite group itzy, a teeeeeny bit of swearing (ok, ok, a lot) and only a few (thinking around maybe 100 per chapter maybe..?) sexual references, it's really chaotic and crazy and it's only THIS gay... 🏳️🌈🏳️...
