tomboy: good morning!
tomboy: hello..?
tomboy: GUYS
tomboy: DID YOU MUTE THE GROUP CHAT?!?!
tomboy: OH YOU LITTLE BITCHES
(calling cherryeong...)
cherryeong: WHAT
tomboy: YOUR RINGTONE IS BABY FUCKING SHARK?!?!
cherryeong: YEJI MADE ME DO IT
(cherryeong hung up)
(cherryeong logged on)
cherryeong: @legendaryhair
(legendaryhair logged on)
legendaryhair: SHE DID IT ON HER OWN WILL
cherryeong: FINE IT WAS LIA
liagrande: TO HELL IT WASN'T!
tomboy: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!?
liagrande: I WAS HERE THE WHOLE TIME!!
evilmaknae: CAN EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN
tomboy: AND WHEN DID YOU GET HERE
evilmaknae: I WAS HERE EVEN BEFORE YOU
tomboy: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER ME YOU'RE MY GF
evilmaknae: oops
tomboy: AHA
tomboy: SO
tomboy: wait Chaery is that a cake?
cherryeong: oh yeah it's Jessica's birthday cake
(sod off ok I love the name jessica it has such a sassy ring to it)
tomboy: oh
tomboy: you know I'm cutting back?
cherryeong: oh good for you!
tomboy: yes. Yes it is. It is!
liagrande: goodness I couldn't be able to that
legendaryhair: SAME! god I wish I hadn't eaten that whole milka bar
liagrande: the one you got this morning?
legendaryhair: ...
legendaryhair: no...
tomboy: anyway anyway back to congratulating me please
liagrande: yes well done!
tomboy: alright then
tomboy: I started on monday
tomboy: how much weight have I lost?
evilmaknae: I thought these math problems were long behind me-
liagrande: you know I wouldn't like to-
tomboy: just guess!
cherryeong: starting from Monday?
tomboy: yes!
legendaryhair: oh I don't know...
tomboy: just take a guess!
liagrande: but I don't-
tomboy: GUESS!
evilmaknae: well you know I wouldn't really-
tomboy: just guess! random guess! come on girls!
cherryeong: I don't think I'd be able to-
tomboy: JUST GUESS
liagrande: a stone?
tomboy: ...
tomboy: A STONE?!?!
tomboy: I STARTED ON MONDAY
legendaryhair: ummm ok then 6 pounds?
tomboy: SIX. POUNDS.
evilmaknae: 5..?
tomboy: 5 POUNDS? DID I LOOK THAT OVERWEIGHT TO YOU?
cherryeong: four pounds?
tomboy: THREE. THREE POUNDS.
cherryeong: close enough
tomboy: NOT WHEN IT COMES TO WEIGHT
evilmaknae: I just realised...
evilmaknae: wait and weight are homophobes!
tomboy: homoPHONES, you dumb bastard, not homoPHOBES
legendaryhair: you don't know if they're homophobic or not
evilmaknae: YEAH RYUJIN
legendaryhair: RYUDDAENG
cherryeong: JOANNE
liagrande: SHITTY SHIN NUMBER 2
evilmaknae: wait...
evilmaknae: who's number 1?
legendaryhair: you, shitty shin number 1
Hihi sorry I like haven't updated much recently I'll try harder... Its just when I get ideas it's when I'm in bed just before I fall asleep and when I wake up I've completely forgotten... So I got myself some post it notes so I can write it down :) alsooo stuffs been hectic but anygay hope y'all having a good day love ya <3
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Fanfictionso just some stuff of my ALL TIME favourite group itzy, a teeeeeny bit of swearing (ok, ok, a lot) and only a few (thinking around maybe 100 per chapter maybe..?) sexual references, it's really chaotic and crazy and it's only THIS gay... 🏳️🌈🏳️...
